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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2005 14:21:03 GMT -4
In Young Frankenstein when Dr. Frankenstein and (I think) Inga were relentlessly interrogating the old crone Frau Blaucher about her former relationship with the elder (deceased) Dr. Frankenstein... She finally breaks down and shrieks:
"Yes! Yeeeees!!! He vas my boyfriend!!!"
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Post by kateln on Apr 4, 2005 17:03:23 GMT -4
How could I've forgotton about Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
I'm going to R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
He's a suitor!
But, you ain't Bonafide!
Oh George, not the livestock!
And of course, Delmar..."They loved him up and turned him into a, a Horny Toad!!!"
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whistletops
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Post by whistletops on Apr 4, 2005 18:14:24 GMT -4
"If I could only have one food for the rest of my life? That's easy - Pez. Sherry flavored Pez. No question about it." I always thought it was cherry flavored Pez. I didn't know they made sherry flavored Pez. Do they sell that at a package store? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2005 18:30:57 GMT -4
Oh, haha. Maybe I live in an alternate dimension where all types of cooking liquor are made into Pez flavors, huh?
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foxyepicurean
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Post by foxyepicurean on Apr 4, 2005 18:38:49 GMT -4
Hee! Sounds like my kind of dimension. Can I join you?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2005 18:53:32 GMT -4
Yes, we can get drunk on candy, since the alcohol carries over into the cooking in this dimension.  |
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mostlyharmless
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Post by mostlyharmless on Apr 4, 2005 19:08:21 GMT -4
From The Man With Two Brains:
"I couldn't fuck a gorilla!"
And
"Little girl, can you call Northridge ER on 916-2253434 and have them beep Dr Turk on 752 and get him to...."
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tommytimp
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Post by tommytimp on Apr 4, 2005 19:13:22 GMT -4
From Broadcast News:
Blair: Oh, you think anyone who's proud of the work we do is an ass-kisser.
Aaron: No. I think anyone who puckers up their lips and presses it against their boss's buttocks and then SMOOCHES is an ass-kisser.
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Gracie
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Post by Gracie on Apr 5, 2005 10:22:20 GMT -4
(Setup - Sermon on the Mount)
Jesus - Blessed are the peacemakers...
(People standing waaaaaaaaay in back)
Gregory: "What was that?"
Man#1: "I think it was 'Blessed are the cheesemakers.'"
MRS. Gregory: "Ahh, what's so special about the cheesemakers?"
Gregory - "Well, obviously, this is not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products."
I know...it was more than just a line, but God bless Monty Python
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caeryniah51
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Post by caeryniah51 on Apr 5, 2005 15:47:59 GMT -4
From Spaceballs:
Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis): "Out of order? ... Even in the future nothing works!"
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