Celebrity Dumb Quotes II: Dumb and Dumber

[kanding]

Evidently he's never seen two ducks going at it.

[Mouse]

I don't find that dumb; I find it pretty funny.

[Deleted]

What was really funny was DListed's take on Nic Cage:

Nicolas Cage apparently will only eat creatures that curtsy, bow and say "good morning" (ala The Red Shoes) before taking their genitals out to get their fuck on.

Michael K hasn't always been doing it for me lately, but that had me rolling.

[Oxynia]

Nicolas Cage apparently will only eat creatures that curtsy, bow and say "good morning" (ala The Red Shoes) before taking their genitals out to get their fuck on.

Oh sweet Jesus, the mental image this leaves me with... ;D

[famvir]

I had a cockatiel that would masturbate on the top of his cage and make the most obscene noises...I finally couldn't take it and shipped him off.

Yeah, birds are so classy.

[comfortablynumb]

May 27, 2010 12:55:51 GMT -4 famvir said:

I had a cockatiel that would masturbate on the top of his cage and make the most obscene noises...I finally couldn't take it and shipped him off.

Yeah, birds are so classy.

Thanks, famvir, I needed that laugh. The mental image will keep me going for hours! ;D

[sumire]

May 22, 2010 19:38:50 GMT -4 @bronze said:

Nick Cage only eats animals who have classy sex.

I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.

He is so bizarre it is hilarious.

Yeah, there's nothing more dignified than a cloaca. All you mammals with your separate bits for excretion and reproduction are just tacky.

[tszuj]

When I saw the headline I thought he was making some kind of animal welfare statement, like he only ate meat that came from animals allowed to breed naturally, rather than say factory pigs who'd been artificially inseminated or whatever. That, I don't even know what that is.

[jettrink]

Quotes like that are the reason I can never truly dislike Nic Cage. He's too hysterical to take seriously!

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That quote reminds me of the old Nic Cage who ate cockroaches and acted weird, before he became mainstream action figure Nic.