Celebrity Dumb Quotes II: Dumb and Dumber

[discoprincess]

May 4, 2010 20:58:05 GMT -4 Sunnyhorse said:

May 4, 2010 20:40:48 GMT -4 divasahm said:

I'm reading that as "Asshole was trying to be racist". As if I needed another reason to dislike Stephen Baldwin.

Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner!

Homey The Clown from In Living Color should come back and bop Stephen Baldwin on the head. "Homey don't play that."

[Auroranorth]

May 5, 2010 0:50:19 GMT -4 @dichterin said:

David Boreanaz: "I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with."

Come again, David?

"I can't keep it zipped," is much more succinct.

[Freelance Exorcist]

May 13, 2010 14:53:14 GMT -4 Auroranorth said:

May 5, 2010 0:50:19 GMT -4 @dichterin said:

David Boreanaz: "I was associated with a woman who I was involved with and had a relationship with."

Come again, David?

"I can't keep it zipped," is much more succinct.

Looks like someone's been spending time at the Department of Redundancy Department.

[spinsterliz]

So I was reading this interview with that singer Sia (known right now for working with Christina Aguilera on her new CD) and she decided to tell us all about the perils of fame.

With so many paps hounding her, it's no wonder Britney Spears was diagnosed as bi-polar.

Yeah, being hounded by the paparazzi turns you bi-polar. Because, bi-polar depression is totally not a mental disorder, it's just the result of people taking your picture a lot and making you upset.

STFU about mental illness if you don't know anything about it, you fucking idiot.

[eclair]

Besides, while BS certainly seems bi-polar, I don't think she or anyone around her has confirmed it.

[thingee]

May 15, 2010 21:11:32 GMT -4 @spinsterliz said:

So I was reading this interview with that singer Sia (known right now for working with Christina Aguilera on her new CD) and she decided to tell us all about the perils of fame.

With so many paps hounding her, it's no wonder Britney Spears was diagnosed as bi-polar.

Yeah, being hounded by the paparazzi turns you bi-polar. Because, bi-polar depression is totally not a mental disorder, it's just the result of people taking your picture a lot and making you upset.

STFU about mental illness if you don't know anything about it, you fucking idiot.

In Sia's defense, it's a prevailing theory of mental health experts that mental illness is a genetic disposition that is triggered by extreme stress. Many people carry the genetic tendency but don't experience the particular stressor that causes it to be expressed. I would also add that, as much disdain that I have for Britney, paps do more than just take her picture a lot. The hound her every move and it's not a life I would wish on my worst enemy.

I also have to add that Sia is known for a lot more than working with Christina Aguilera (is she even known for that? lol) She is a creative genius who has worked with a ton of amazing artists and fronted Zero 7 for some of their best known work.

All IMO!

[angelaudie]

Dirk Benedict, known to many as Starbuck in the original Battlestar Galactica, still won't STFU about Starbuck being female in the reboot:

"[The Battlestar Galactica remake] wasn't the show I made. I played an iconic character, but they turned him into a girl!

"When you do Star Wars you don't turn Han Solo into a girl, Hannah Solo. When you do Rio Bravo you don't have Madonna get her boots out to play John Wayne. Create another character instead."

Actually, they turned Starbuck into a strong-willed woman who could wipe the floor with your Starbuck any day of the week and twice on Sunday. But hey, I get at the end of the day that's what bothers you since your sexist borderline misogynist views are well-documented. "Oh noes! The women on this BSG are more than just men's sex toys! They like have opinions and *gasp* express them!"

Also, make Han Solo in a woman named Hannah? Why not? Lucas wouldn't be bothered by it (what would bother him is if a remake had better dialogue than his) and I highly doubt Harrison Ford would be bothered by it either. Harrison Ford still has his career after all.

In other words, STFU you sexist P.O.S.!

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May 17, 2010 12:50:17 GMT -4 angelaudie said:

Dirk Benedict, known to many as Starbuck in the original Battlestar Galactica, still won't STFU about Starbuck being female in the reboot:

"[The Battlestar Galactica remake] wasn't the show I made. I played an iconic character, but they turned him into a girl!

"When you do Star Wars you don't turn Han Solo into a girl, Hannah Solo. When you do Rio Bravo you don't have Madonna get her boots out to play John Wayne. Create another character instead."

Actually, they turned Starbuck into a strong-willed woman who could wipe the floor with your Starbuck any day of the week and twice on Sunday. But hey, I get at the end of the day that's what bothers you since your sexist borderline misogynist views are well-documented. "Oh noes! The women on this BSG are more than just men's sex toys! They like have opinions and *gasp* express them!"

Also, make Han Solo in a woman named Hannah? Why not? Lucas wouldn't be bothered by it (what would bother him is if a remake had better dialogue than his) and I highly doubt Harrison Ford would be bothered by it either. Harrison Ford still has his career after all.

In other words, STFU you sexist P.O.S.!

Moron!

ETA: I'm referring to Benedict. I just wanted to clear that up.

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I think the dude is just jellus that the new Starbuck is prettier than he is/was. My impression of him during the original series was his best friend is the nearest mirror. Unless, of course, that was an acting choice, in which case he's the best . . . NAH!!!

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Nick Cage only eats animals who have classy sex.

I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds. But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl.

He is so bizarre it is hilarious.