Celebrity Dumb Quotes II: Dumb and Dumber

[angelaudie]

Oh no offense taken! I was just curious about what you meant. I've never heard anything like Prince said on technology. The most discouraging thing about technology I've ever heard is to simply be careful while online because there are some dangerous things and people out there and I think we can all agree on that one.

It's not exactly a quote but can I submit Lindsay Lohan's entire reaction to her being found in violation of her probation in this thread? She did screech "Is she serious?!" at one point which I find especially dumb.

[tabby]

I was raised a JW and honestly I don't think Prince ever truly was a JW.

Word is that Prince sometimes shows up at doors here in the Minneapolis area, copies of The Watchtower in hand. Not that he's ever stopped by my place, so I can't personally confirm it.

Opening the door to find Prince there? That would be the most surreal thing ever.

[roseland]

That might be the one time I actually invited a Jehovah's Witness in.

[jettrink]

Oh Gwynnie. You are such an idiot.

Gwyneth works out two hours a day and lost the baby weight with the help of her celebrity trainer, Tracy Anderson. Still, she says there is no excuse for anyone without the same resources not to get her pre-baby body back.

"Every woman can make time - every woman - and you can do it with your baby in the room," she said. "There have been countless times where I've worked out with my kids crawling around all over the place. You just make it work, and if it's important to you, it'll be important to them."

I just....I don't have words for the blind stupidity of this quote. I'm so sorry Gwyneth. It must not be important enough to me. See, I'm a single mom working full-time and trying my best to make it. I don't have TWO HOURS every day to work out. I feel like such a failure!

[Deleted]

I agree with her that you can make time to exercise, but for most of us peons 30 minutes to 1 hour is about all we can squeeze in on a regular basis. I set my alarm for 5:30 and I am NOT setting it for 1 minute sooner.

I love how she totally lies and says she has worked out with her kids crawling around. Child endangerment! I suppose trying not to trip over babies could be considered a good workout, but we all know Gwyneth has her 'help' round up the crawlers to avoid any injuries.

[incognito]

Jul 13, 2010 9:57:14 GMT -4 @highondegrassi said:

I set my alarm for 5:30 and I am NOT setting it for 1 minute sooner.

Clearly you lack Gwyneth's work ethic and discipline. Shame on you.

[Deleted]

Oh, yes. I am very ashamed. I should be spending my lunch breaks at the park working out while avoiding kicking little kids in the head (except for the bratty ones, of course). Instead I spend that time eating. The Shame!

[crankykate]

Clearly you lack Gwyneth's work ethic and discipline.

If by "Gwyneth's work ethic and discipline" you mean "Gwyneth's small army of nannies and personal assistants," then yes, guilty as charged over here. ;-) I mean, I like Gwyneth, but then she says shit like this. It's like she lives in a bubble or something, wholly untouched by sordid reality. (Like that's news to anyone.)

[Shalamar]

Yeah, I somehow doubt that Gwyneth would be spending part of those two hours thinking "Argh, I need to start dinner" or "Did I pay the telephone bill?" like a lot of us would.

[incognito]

Gwyneth doesn't have nannies or personal assistants! She's just like you and me, only better. It's sad to see how jealous everybody here is of her royal highness.

Don't hate her because she's fabulous, rich, pretty, awesome, rich, talented, sexy, and rich. She can't help that she's perfect.