Britney Spears

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Aug 11, 2010 22:21:19 GMT -4 Mouse said:

Aug 11, 2010 10:01:06 GMT -4 OnyxRose said:

Kevin may be many things but I think if Britney was serious about moving to Louisiana and getting her mind right, he would consent to the boys living in Louisiana. It's only because she's obvious some fries short of a Happy Meal that the boys will stay in California.

Kevin, from what I've read, is very much a part of his older children's lives. I doubt he'd let Britney take the boys back to Louisiana to live. Not just from an income standpoint, but I really don't believe he'd want to be a long-distance parent.

Britney was recently accused of child abuse by the same bodyguard who said she sexually harassed him. Team Britney said there was no way she could abuse her sons, because she always has nannies and handlers around her. Translation: she is not allowed to be alone with her boys, because it's just too dangerous. So no, she does not have custody, just visitation.

Yup, Kevin wouldn't let his boys leave the state, their half-siblings, their grandparents, and him. That still wouldn't stop Brit from living in Louisiana and flying back to visit her sons whenever she wanted. And as I said, nothing precludes her from staying in California but living a quieter life in a more remote area, away from the paps.

[Foo]

For some reason while I was walking to the subway today, I thought of that time when Britney, right before the shit really hit the fan, promised her fans that she was working on a REALLY IMPORTANT letter OF TRUTH that was going explain everything going on with her and her life philosophy and our minds were going to be BLOWN by what she had to say. It took her weeks to compose this letter, the writing of which she compared to taking a very difficult class at Harvard. And then the letter came out on her website, it was like one page, and it said absolutely nothing of importance and was not enlightening in any way. So I thought of that today on my commute and chuckled to myself. That was truly one of the most ridiculous moments in Britney's career. So...anyone else want to share their favorite Britney moments?

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My fave is the vadge flash in Paris Hilton's car. When Paris Sextape Hilton has to be the one to try to conceal your snootch from the paps, you're in big trouble, sister.

[dwanollah]

Ah, inviting a pap in to the public bathroom with her to bring her a tampon. That was magic.

[Hamatron]

Hah. The way Paris protected then let go of Britney's legs makes me think she was teasing the paps and helping the crotch shot moment move along. Aw, the crotch shot era. Those were more innocent times.

My fav Britney moment will probably always be the time she showed up at a car dealership in her old wedding dress. Hilarious!

The most shocking? One day she was buying pregnancy tests... then the next she was walking around with blood stained underwear. That was just... wow. Too much information.

[mrspickles]

"snootch" heehee. I've never heard that one before, but it has just become part of my everyday vocabulary!

[prada]

I loved when she was dating that pap tool and was speaking in a british accent. Good times.

And yeah, that whole bloody underwear thing... *shudder*

[gitsie007]

My fav Britney moment will probably always be the time she showed up at a car dealership in her old wedding dress. Hilarious!

I missed that one! Well, she has had so many crazy moments some are bound to be forgotten. My favorite Britney moment(s) are the gas station breaks, the British accent and the pink wig. There are just too many bizarre things that woman has done.. Then there is the head-shaving of course and then the shaving of her legs at a hotel pool. Keep it klassy, Britters.

Oh gawd, those period pictures!!

I also love the time she smashed her camera against a car and came back to retrieve the memory stick and that was when her romance *snort* with Adnan began..He found the memory stick.

Oh, and that tape she made when she is talking about time-travel while chewing with her mouth open. She starts off saying "Aam ugly.." and then she burps loudly and giggles about it.

[HotLips]

The whole Matt Lauer interview was gold, from start to finish.

When she talked about tripping on the "cobblestone" street in New York.

The trashtacular clothes and makeup that made her look like Anna Nicole's pregnant kid sister.

Promoting the children's clothing line that we knew was never going to happen.

[prada]

the shaving of her legs at a hotel pool. Keep it klassy, Britters.

WHAT?!