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Post by scarlet on Nov 29, 2019 23:10:47 GMT -4
Yeah, those stretch marks must be faint or I need to get my eyes checked OR I'm just zoning in on that creepy belly button of hers.
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Post by prisma on Nov 29, 2019 23:47:28 GMT -4
I really don't see the stretch marks. It does look like she has the head of an uncircumcised penis grafted onto her abdomen where her belly button should be.
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Post by mrspickles on Nov 30, 2019 0:35:37 GMT -4
I really don't see the stretch marks. It does look like she has the head of an uncircumcised penis grafted onto her abdomen where her belly button should be. I was too distracted by the man hands to notice the belly button! |
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Post by kostgard on Nov 30, 2019 0:59:13 GMT -4
I’m distracted by how horribly baggy and wrinkled her satin pants are in the first pic and I wondered why they put them on her. Satin is unforgiving, folks. Don’t wear it if you plan on sitting down at any point.
I still maintain my tinfoil hat theory what Suri is indeed her child, but she wasn’t pregnant exactly when Team TomKat said she was.
I follow her on Instagram for kicks, and she is simultaneously super-weird and super-boring. She has also apparently taken up painting and...yeah. She sure does paint.
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Post by scarlet on Nov 30, 2019 12:13:02 GMT -4
she is simultaneously super-weird and super-boring. Multi-faceted! She can add that to actress/dancer/singer/fashion designer (remember that one godawful jumpsuit of Holmes/Yang she wore to some afterparty? It was white satin and black lace, I believe. The stuff of nightmares). |
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Post by Spinderella on Nov 30, 2019 14:03:18 GMT -4
I'm Team Pillow for the later claimed portion of her pregnancy or at the very least, Suri was born via surrogate. I believe she's Katie's child -- just not Tom's and fully committed that it's a relative of his.
Stretch marks, indeed. Such bullshit!
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Post by chonies on Dec 3, 2019 22:49:54 GMT -4
I can kind of see them, but then again, I have stretch marks and I've never had a baby, soooooooooooooooooooooooooo...this is me ringing my Team Pillow cowbell.
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Post by Smilla on Dec 3, 2019 22:58:32 GMT -4
My theory is that someone in $cieno World wanted a new reference to her "pregnancy" to be mentioned in media for some reason. I still can't forget the images from '05-'06 that truly looked (to me) like she was wearing prosthetics.
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Post by mrspickles on Dec 3, 2019 23:13:55 GMT -4
My theory is that someone in $cieno World wanted a new reference to her "pregnancy" to be mentioned in media for some reason. I still can't forget the images from '05-'06 that truly looked (to me) like she was wearing prosthetics. Or she started it up again to make herself relevant again.  |
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Post by chonies on Dec 3, 2019 23:48:51 GMT -4
Or it’s a teaser for a new book that reveals that t’was in fact a pillow! Although TBH I don’t think I’d give her much of my precious reading time. A Netflix series I can watch while mopping would be fine.
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