Tom Sizemore

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Those girls really earned their pay, dammit. I hope he paid them overtime rates. Eeeew.

[realitybug]

*shudders*

Man. I am scarred for life.

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I think he's the perfect boyfriend for Courtney Love; both of them are pretty good actors but their drug problems & reputations seem to have ruined any real future making movies in Hollywood.

[nadia]

bakaney said:

Another day, another sex tape. But considering how the people in them are sliding down the fug scale, I shudder to think who's sex tape will be next.

I'm sure it'll involve Kim Stewart. As for her partner, maybe Paris. Again.

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I dunno, Paris doesn't seem willing to work as hard as the girls in the tape apparently had to.

She'd get bored, or would be distracted by a shiny object, or her own reflection.

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ergaster said:

Something Awful has a review of his sex videos, for those who're interested and have ample supplies of brain bleach. The "friends" he sleeps with are not doing it for free: they're hookers.

(Need I add it's really, really NSFW?)

Oh, I finally read the review. All. the. way. thru. And all I can think of is Margaret Cho's mother saying: "he like-uh ass. He like-uh ass soooooo much. ... But he like-uh ass too much. You have to have-uh ass in moderation. You canno' have-uh ass all da time. Because-uh if you have ass all da time, den it not special."

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pachouli said:

ergaster said:

Something Awful has a review of his sex videos, for those who're interested and have ample supplies of brain bleach. The "friends" he sleeps with are not doing it for free: they're hookers.

(Need I add it's really, really NSFW?)

Oh, I finally read the review. All. the. way. thru. And all I can think of is Margaret Cho's mother saying: "he like-uh ass. He like-uh ass soooooo much. ... But he like-uh ass too much. You have to have-uh ass in moderation. You canno' have-uh ass all da time. Because-uh if you have ass all da time, den it not special."

Can I steal that for my sig? That's fucking brilliant!

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Dear Tom Sizemore,

Thanks for ruining Saving Private Ryan for me.

Jerkwad.

[slashgirl]

My suggestion for TS's new nickname: Dirk Piggler.

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He’s getting some time outside of rehab for work.

Let’s hope the pilot for a reality show isn’t picked up, because it really wouldn't help raise the overall IQ of the American TV viewing public.