Tom Sizemore

[Mutagen]

Damn, I thought he died.

[Deleted]

Nope. Not dead.

While innocently reading the WOW Report for the first time in months, I stumble across this disturbing story that includes a clip from that video that Something Awful so hysterically summarized. Dirk Piggler indeed. (Goes without saying, the clip is totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK.) God, what a LOSER.

[sjankis630]

Tom, Dude, where did all the money go? Didn't you save a little bit ?

[kafka]

Nope, not dead yet. Just talking to the press about his sex life. <sigh> I used to really like him as an actor but after the past two years, I'm torn between pity and disgust. Mostly disgust. Especially after this:

Tom Sizemore has revealed he enjoyed affairs with both Paris Hilton and Liz Hurley – dubbing them the best of his 2,000 conquests.

The Black Hawk Down actor – currently on probation on drugs charges - is releasing a new book detailing his multiple sexploits.

In it Sizemore, the former fiancé of Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss, says he loved bedding Hilton – who has previously denied having “intimate relations” with him – but says his six month affair with British beauty Hurley was the best of his many lovers.

He writes, “Since losing my virginity to a hooker at 14 I’ve slept with almost 2,000 women. Paris and Liz topped them all - but I was in love with Liz so she just pips her.”

I can't believe he thought Paris was so good in bed. Most of my male friends thought she was horrible in that sex tape. Wooden marrionettes supposedly exhibit more passion than she did. Wonder what that says about Heidi Fleiss' abilities....

[Mutagen]

God, he makes Fred Durst look like the catch of the day.

[topher]

I really liked his reality show. He had a really weird 7 years. I hope he pulls it together.

[firstaid]

pachouli said:

ergaster said:

Something Awful has a review of his sex videos, for those who're interested and have ample supplies of brain bleach. The "friends" he sleeps with are not doing it for free: they're hookers.

(Need I add it's really, really NSFW?)

Oh, I finally read the review. All. the. way. thru. And all I can think of is Margaret Cho's mother saying: "he like-uh ass. He like-uh ass soooooo much. ... But he like-uh ass too much. You have to have-uh ass in moderation. You canno' have-uh ass all da time. Because-uh if you have ass all da time, den it not special."

Ah ha! ha! ha! That quote is sooo appropriate for him!! After reading about his sex tape, but Black Hawk Down and Saving Private Ryan have been ruined for me.

OT:That somethingawful.com website is something awful alright. I double dog dare you to read the horrors of porn review for Bug Eater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl. It goes without saying but it is obviously NSFW and is straight gross . I am not going to post the link, but I am sure you will find it, if you are that interested.