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Post by bklynred on Mar 18, 2014 15:21:45 GMT -4
You've gotta watch just to hear the lemmings screaming "Praise Joe!" with the DEAD BODIES of the former leaders propped & laid out in some kind of regalia behind him. I don't even remember the woman who wrote the book, but was personally annoyed they tried to make bookstores a creepy place for me.
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Post by Spinderella on Mar 18, 2014 16:50:40 GMT -4
Oh, I'm watching it! Joe "shhhh"-ing Corbin/Micha is hilarious as he's convulsing and dying.
The "Praise Joe" was catchy...NOT! Totally ridiculous.
And I had a feeling we'd see Clair when Mike showed up at that hotel room and that cop answered. He handles all the underground/witness protection crap. Man, this show.
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Post by bklynred on Mar 18, 2014 17:27:19 GMT -4
Freakin' Kevin Bacon... the things I do for this man... (I also think he could put on a few pounds, they're running the poor man ragged carrying an insane show on his back.)
ETA: I think Micha actually could've made a good foil for Joe (so naturally, kill her off violently and immediately). At least she was focused & knew her hubby was off. The "hole of killers" made me laugh out loud. WHAT? Lastly, the earlier unmasking/acceptance of Joe et al. into the new cult was about 10x less interesting than my sorority process, which had DRA-MA.
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Post by kanding on Mar 19, 2014 17:28:47 GMT -4
Lastly, the earlier unmasking/acceptance of Joe et al. into the new cult was about 10x less interesting than my sorority process, which had DRA-MA. Oooohh, any chance you'll write a screenplay of that? I'd watch that over this steaming pile any day.
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Post by bklynred on Mar 24, 2014 21:01:15 GMT -4
Here we go for this week's dose of masochism. Kevin's lucky I just saw Footloose and am in love with him all over again.
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Post by cabbagekid on Mar 25, 2014 0:10:38 GMT -4
Here we go for this week's dose of masochism. Kevin's lucky I just saw Footloose and am in love with him all over again. I'm back for my weekly dose! I just wish there was a website where I could watch 5 minute recaps of this show. It's only 10 minutes in, and I've rolled my eyes so many times, I'm afraid they'll stay there. And the phrase "Praise Joe" just needs to die, it should never be uttered on this show again. ETA: The actress who plays Beth on The Walking Dead is a guest on The Following as well. She's even useless in this show too.
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Post by Spinderella on Mar 25, 2014 8:57:29 GMT -4
I like how they're going to turn this into a soap opera.
"I've gotta get out of witness protection, Mike! NOW that I know that Joe's alive, to protect myself and my son, it would be best to let him know that I'm alive, too. And Ryan! RYAN! I'm in love with him! Oops! He's sleeping with someone else?! Why is he not mourning my death?! It's been a year!"
Ugh. He thought you were DEAD, girl. And you hooked up one time after you thought Joe was dead and you expected him to just cut off from having a relationship...ever?
I did like that Ryan answered dead-ex-FBI agent girl's phone. Oh, Joe...so many issues.
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Post by bklynred on Mar 25, 2014 10:49:47 GMT -4
When I saw Beth I figured she literally filmed her scenes during a lunch break from TWD. Random & unnecessary. I only half watched because I don't wanna see anyone on this show have sex besides Ashmore, and I have an inexplicable dislike for Ryan's fling. Meanwhile, haven't we seen all this random killing before? I did snicker that the cult reacted more strongly to killing a cat than they did to bleeding out Emma. Aw, animal lovers! Good grief.
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Post by prada on Mar 25, 2014 12:20:33 GMT -4
Joe and his new cult are such flops. I hope Lilly kills them all and becomes the new HBIC.
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Post by cabbagekid on Mar 25, 2014 12:37:15 GMT -4
Joe and his new cult are such flops. I hope Lilly kills them all and becomes the new HBIC. I completely agree! Joe is narcissistic, but Lilly is just kuh-razy! Considering this was renewed for next season, i dont think I can take another season of Joe-dom.
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