Tori Spelling

[spinsterliz]

dwanollah said:

Tori was rude, snippy, and did little but pluck item after item from the sale racks and demand of her PR Person, "Do I look hot? Does this look hot? I look hot, don't I?" "You don't think I look hot! You don't think I'm pretty!"

That poor, poor PR person. Imagine having to say, "Yes, Tori, I think you're really pretty! Seriously, you're totally hot and cute!" with a straight face.

Methinks Tori has major issues of the face. I remember once reading an article about Tori and she was saying how, when she was younger, she didn't think she was pretty. I think we were supposed to feel bad for her, but frankly I was just thinking, "Um, you weren't pretty and you still aren't. Duh."

Wonder if Pops will pay for the wedding this time around. It's funny, pretty much every time I read about Tori it mentions her "$1 million wedding." She is certainly not the first celeb to have a costly wedding so I'm no sure why the press always brings it up. Maybe they just can't think of anything else interesting about her.

[Ginger]

because between the body mutilations and the abusive relationships, girl has serious issues. I'm even willing to go out on a limb and think the whole dumping-of-the-nice-guy-hubby because she "loves him but isn't IN LOVE WITH him... he's just her best friend" is another one of her self-sabotaging moves.

ITA. Everything I've read about Tori indicates that she is an empty, empty person, who is just smart enough to be completely bored by herself and her own lifestyle. She's looking for drama, and a happy marriage to a boring screenwriter was not going to do it.

I feel the same way about Tori's affair as I do about Brad Pitt's affair: I don't hate either of them (neither of them did anything to me), but I think they're both whacked out when it comes to decision making, and I don't see "happily ever after" in the cards for either of them.

[jennipoo]

I've been on break from school and haven't had a chance to weigh in on this, so sorry I'm late, guys.

I find myself in a situation not unlike Tori's. I was married for 6 years with two children (2 and 4) and was unhappy for a long, long time. There was much tension in the house and we lived like roomates. I drew up a separation agreement in the spring, but tried to make it work again. We finally signed the agreement in August and I moved out.
Literally DAYS after that, I run into a man I have known forever in my small town. Within hours it becomes obvious that we are perfect for each other. My girls were introduced slowly and now love him to pieces. I wouldn't have introduced them had I not thought we'd be together for many years.
We know we will get married, but are trying to be respectful until the divorce is finalized (the seaparation papers give my ex and I permission to date) and are not "officially" engaged although I do have a gorgeous ring (not a diamond) that he gave me for Christmas. We'll marry in the fall.

So... obviously a lot of similarities with ol' Tor. So how come I think that her relationship will crash and burn? I just can't get on the bandwagon with this.

[JeanBean]

I think the big difference, JenniPoo, between you and her is that you have not routinely demonstrated yourself to be a simpering idiot with a tenuous connection to reality.

(Unless you're actually Mariah Carey in disguise.)

ps- I'm glad things worked out for you!

[Karrit]

Jenni Poo, it seems to me the big difference between you and Tori is that you were married for longer than 2 minutes and it sounds like you made a real effort to make the marriage work.

Given the brevity of Tori's marriage, I don't think she gave it any thought or tried to work on it at all once she became bored with it.

[dwanollah]

Does anyone remember the blind item about the jittery bride who was saying "I can't go through with it! I can't!" until Mommy said "Do you know how much money we spent on this?!" gave her a Valium and shoved her down the aisle...? We'd decided it was Tori, and now that she and what's-it have split, it seems even more likely.

[gemstone]

She's one of those "celebrities" that leave me fascinated as to why they have a thread. Here I am posting in it though, I know.

Oh, Dwan, I always liked her as the guess for that BI. I'm always oddly relieved when we get a sort of confirmation like this. I guess I need closure in ALL aspects of my life, or something.

[venusdiva429]

JenniPoo, your story is sweet and sounds like a blessing for you. You knew the person, you tried to make things work, and you are handling things constructively in an adult fashion.

SkeleTori, on the other hand...? Not so much. She started doing the guy pretty much right after the ceremony, didn't even really get the divorce going until recently, and is treating her committment pretty danged capriciously.

I wish you the best. I wish her a flower pot on her oversized cranium.

[carrier76]

She's still pregnant, right?

[swanflake]

I just read this entire thread and it's absolutely hilarious.

When I was in the second grade, I told all my friends and teacher that I had a crush on Tori Spelling to convince them that I was a heterosexual. That had to have fooled no one.

But I'm totally jealous that she has an ice skating rink in her mansion. If Aaron Spelling was my daddy, instead of making him pay for so many weddings I'd make him hold an annual international skating competition in the house.