Tori Spelling

[shawnalanne]

Tversky It's not just that Tori but ugly -- she's also completely talentless. I do have to say that I do feel sort of sorry for her, it must be hard to only have a career because of your misogynistic daddy and be uglier than Joan Rivers' ass.

Seriously, Brad and Angelina might be one note wonders as actors but the both bring on the Crazy unbelievably well Angie in Girl I and Brad in Kalifornia.

It's hard getting behind an ugly, talentless, brainless, man stealing princess.

[dwanollah]

Donna Martin vacates! Donna Martin stale-mates!

Seriously, what kind of a prize is he, for that matter? Wife of 12 years and a kid, but willing to ditch 'em for Honeymoon Tori?

[shawnalanne]

Ah, but at least she's done something with her life, I know that her new fiance is in a movie with her, but that's all I know about him. He does have a type his wife ex-wife whatever, looks a lot like Tori. Long face, thin, stringy blond hair.

[Daisy Pusher]

Tori Spelling has always been spooky-looking. I remember back in the arly 90210 days when she had those chocolate pudding lips. Her head is just so DAMN. BIG. She has always reminded me of one of the aliens from Close Encounters.

Yeah, this relationship is doomed. Jackasses.

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I'm with you carolinagirl.

You can help "who you fall in love with." It's called being an adult.

[spinsterliz]

Sure, Tori can't help who she falls in love with. But if he's married with kids, she can either make the responsible choice of finding someone else, or she can be all, "Woo baby, check me out, and guess who my daddy is!" like a loser. Naturally she has chosen the latter because she is a dumb, spoiled bimbo. And don't get me wrong, Dean is an idiot too.

I used to watch Dean's ex-wife on her crappy cooking show, which I think was Canadian (it looked really, really cheap, which is usually a dead giveaway that something is Canadian production) and it was funny as hell. I think she and Ken hated each other secretly. They acted friendly but she was always insulting him. Once she called him "a short little man" in this really snide way, but smiling like she was only kidding. Funny stuff. I feel kind of bad for her now even though she wasn't very nice.

Tori's always been so totally fug. I think the real reason people pick on her looks is because she has access to the best possible plastic surgeons and she still looks horrible. This girl can afford to get as much surgery as she wants and it hasn't helped a bit. I find that mind-boggling. Like, that's the best you can do, Tori? For serious?!

[sleepy]

Okay, I seriously don't get how these people (celebs) want to get married all the time. It makes no freaking sense. If it didn't work out the first time, why not just live with the person rather than marrying them so fast? I can't buy that it's a religious choice since they seem to end marriages so easily. Sorry, I guess I should have posted this in the pet peeves thread.

[spoiledrotten]

Tori has always reminded me of that Jem doll from the 80's. And she's about as bright as Jem was too. (Stupid heifer saw nothing wrong with Rio tipping with both her and Jerrica)

[CarolinaGirl]

Y'all, I'm like seriously hoping these two nothing but all that they deserve. They are an older version of the Federlines. I'm waiting for a, "We're sorry you don't have what we have," type of statement. From the new People magazine (with the "Half Their Size!" cover) -- Tori and Deran met in August. It gets better -- the mag says this Dean McDermott loser has 2 children with his not quite ex yet wife. Jack, who is 7 years old and Lola, who is 5 months old.

His wife was practically in labor when he started screwing Tori. Or still recovering from giving birth to his child.

I hope they get some painful disease. I hope when Tori's father dies, we find out he blew all his money on hookers and blow.

A "pal" of Dean's says that Dean "is completely in love. It's nothing short of that."

This pal conveniently left out, "With Aaron Spelling's money."

[dwanollah]

One of my friends and I were reading that article last night and saying similar things. She was just at the Urban Outfitters on Melrose Blvd. and Tori was there with her PR Whipping Person, shopping. And according to my friend, Tori was rude, snippy, and did little but pluck item after item from the sale racks and demand of her PR Person, "Do I look hot? Does this look hot? I look hot, don't I?" "You don't think I look hot! You don't think I'm pretty!" "This is hot!" like she was earnestly trying to imitate Paris Hilton.

Part of me has always felt sorry for Poor, Poor Tori (one of the best things in the world was that Sassy magazine article on her, about 10+ years ago), because between the body mutilations and the abusive relationships, girl has serious issues. I'm even willing to go out on a limb and think the whole dumping-of-the-nice-guy-hubby because she "loves him but isn't IN LOVE WITH him... he's just her best friend" is another one of her self-sabotaging moves.