Tori Spelling

[spinsterliz]

evilminion said:

She's one of those people who makes me smack my head and ask myself 'why do I even know who this person is?'

Because of her producer daddy.

Paris and Nicole? I have no idea. Rich and blonde? Skinny? All three?

But Tori, definately because of her pop. There is no way she'd be famous without him. She may be blonde and skinny, but there is no way she'd get famous with that face!

[lefty]

The couple got engaged in November 2003 and registered at Williams-Sonoma immediately thereafter (where the bride asked for an automatic espresso machine worth $1,800).

I'm sorry, but that is just wrong. She needed to register for her wedding? I can't think of anyone at this moment who has been more spoiled, pampered and lavished-upon-since-birth than this girl (well, OK, maybe Paris, now that I think about it).

The Spelling Mansion, Holmby Hills

A 56,500-square-foot mansion, dubbed the "Manor," in Los Angeles' Holmby Hills, requiring nearly five years of construction and featuring 123 rooms, an ice rink, a bowling alley and two Olympic-size swimming pools. Estimated cost: $42 million.

And she needed to register for gifts!

[angel17987]

Is it wrong that I kind of like her? Well, maybe I don't hate her would be more accurate. I mean, yeah, she's fug and only even remotely famous because of her dad, but I kinda dig her cheesy lifetime movies. She seems harmless to me and there are other faux celebs out there more annoying than her (Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and I'd say Kim Stewart, but I refuse to indicate that she's any sort of celebrity).

Although, after she made a big deal about her marriage, it is snarkalicious that it's breaking up. Not that I'm not surprised even the tiniest bit.

[Coffeecakes]

I always hated how she was always the "victim" all the time. Even my dad noticed it. She was always the one who was raped, hit, shot at, etc. And to think her dad was the producer of almost everything she's been in. I wonder if he somehow subconsciously hates his daughter.

I thought I was the only that noticed that. She also was the girl that always had at least 2 guys in wuv with her. Even though I was very young, I still called bullshit on all that.

[spinsterliz]

lefty said:

A 56,500-square-foot mansion, dubbed the "Manor,"

I love that it's called "The Manor." Heh, how original! I'm sure there are no other "manors" in Hollywood.

[realitybug]

She seems nice....probably spoiled beyond all reason, but she means well.

regarding her career...you look up the word 'nepotism' in the dictionary and there'll be a picture of her kissing her daddy.

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She's homely as all get out (especially when she had that platinum hair, ugh) and a terrible actress, but I love that movie she did, I think it's called Coed Call Girl, where she accidentally becomes a prostitute. And then she shoots her pimp (in self defense, of course). And Matt Camden (from 7th Heaven) is the college student who loves her, and stands by her when he finds out her secret. Because he knows it's not her fault!

[pezley]

tiamaria said:

She's homely as all get out (especially when she had that platinum hair, ugh) and a terrible actress, but I love that movie she did, I think it's called Coed Call Girl, where she accidentally becomes a prostitute. And then she shoots her pimp (in self defense, of course). And Matt Camden (from 7th Heaven) is the college student who loves her, and stands by her when he finds out her secret. Because he knows it's not her fault!

Haha! I remember I saw this was showing on TV at 9:30pm one night, I deliberately left work about 10 minutes early (I lived about 2 minutes away), so I could come home to see it in all its trashy fabulousness! I was definately not disappointed!

[dwanollah]

dnt said:

Shortly before they got hitched, Spelling told USA Today she knew her fiancé was "the one" because "he waited for me."

My God. That's exactly what Tori-as-Donna said to David on 90210. Of course, David DIDN'T wait for her, he cheated on her with some PR flack in the back of a limo.

No fucking shit! ;D

I really hate Donna Martin.

And...DNT? Are you, by some chance, the Mediaraman Once Known As Donnanottori...?

Anyone remember the Blind Item about a recent bride who broke down and sobbed that she couldn't go through with it, she didn't love him, but was told by her mother "We spend ____ dollars on this, and you're going through with it!" then handed her some Valium and marched her down the aisle.

[dnt]

*Waving hi* Yeah...That username just got too cumbersome to type, not to mention way past its sell-by.

I didn't read that blind item, but my brother was divorced after eight years of marriage. He later said he knew a month before the wedding that it was a mistake, but by then, all this money had been spent on the wedding, relatives from other countries had already booked travel arrangements, and it just seemed like the whole thing had taken on a life of its own. Great reason to get married, especially since he went on to have a kid with her.

I can't imagine that'd be a problem for Tori. Aaron would be all, "No problem, honey, I'll just take it out of next month's allowance. Say, why don't you invite that nice Shannen to sleep over tonight? You know how I love seeing you two raiding the refrigerator in your PJs!"