Tori Spelling

[Oxynia]

I think it's called Coed Call Girl, where she accidentally becomes a prostitute

What?? How exactly would that happen? Did she accidentally pick up a john then accidentally accept cash or a major credit card in exchange for some accidental sex??

[Ginger]

I like the one where Becca from Life Goes On goes crazy and stabs her because Tori's a bitchy WASP cheerleader and Becca is a poor Italian girl from the wrong side of the tracks.

I kind of like Tori. She's ugly as sin and can't act and is completely the product of nepotism, but I have sentimental attachment to the first four seasons of 90210 and therefore Donna Martin. Also, Tori's existence led to this great Letterman joke:

"Saddam Hussein has written a book that's being turned into a TV series. It's called Zabiba and the King, and the part of Zabiba is going to be played by Saddam's daughter, Tori Hussein".

[Inkyblott]

I'm always amused by the fact that Tori Spelling is one of the most obvious cases of nepotism ever. Seriously, up until the current rise of well-connected, over-exposed mediawhores, it seemed like Tori Spelling was the go-to example of someone who only worked because of who her father was. Especially since she's most definitely not cute, can't act, and generally has (IMHO) no screen presence whatsoever.

Honestly, I'm surprized she hasn't put the whole 'acting' thing behind her and decided to live off of whatever money her father gives her.

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Quote:I think it's called Coed Call Girl, where she accidentally becomes a prostitute

What?? How exactly would that happen? Did she accidentally pick up a john then accidentally accept cash or a major credit card in exchange for some accidental sex??

Because of her, um, great beauty and sex appeal, the pimp and his other prostitute lured Tori into it by loaning her glamourous clothes and and setting her up with attractive men for "dates" -- of course she thought they were just super nice friends and by the time she realized she was a 'ho, it was too late, the evil pimp threated to tell her mom, kill her boyfriend, etc. if she tried to quit. Really, it is quite hilarious, and it comes on Lifetime whenever they have a Tori movie-rama (which also usually includes the one where she has to escape the wife killer by skiing down a big mountain in a blizzard.....I think that one is called "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?")

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ginger said:

I like the one where Becca from Life Goes On goes crazy and stabs her because Tori's a bitchy WASP cheerleader and Becca is a poor Italian girl from the wrong side of the tracks.

YES! Please tell me I wasn't the only one who was rooting for Kelli Martin to off the bitch!

[spinsterliz]

tiamaria said:

Because of her, um, great beauty and sex appeal

This must have been a comedy.

[lila]

(which also usually includes the one where she has to escape the wife killer by skiing down a big mountain in a blizzard.....I think that one is called "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?")

I remember that one, although I don't remember the plot! One of the best movie titles in television history, in my opinion.

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I have never been able to stomach her... I think it's her eyes and her head shape .

[CAgirl]

lila said:

(which also usually includes the one where she has to escape the wife killer by skiing down a big mountain in a blizzard.....I think that one is called "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?")

I remember that one, although I don't remember the plot! One of the best movie titles in television history, in my opinion.

Isn't that movie the one where her mom is killed and she witnesses it, but somehow goes into a coma and doesn't remember anything? She has to go through rehab to learn to walk again and in the process she of course falls in love with her physical therapist. The dad was played by the Family Ties dad. And either he or the uncle killed the mom.

I love the call girl one! The Kelli Martin one isn't bad either.

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I have never been a big Tori fan - esp on 90210. I am surprised her marriage lasted as long as it did considering they both come from completely opposite sides of the tracks.