Vincent Gallo

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Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill.

How fucking charitable of you, you useless waste of space. Even black chicks? Get the fuck over yourself.

It's a sad day for the homos, though.

And seriously? To be this arrogant, you should at least have the looks to pull it off.

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bauersbiatch said:

What's he got against red heads?!

This has got to be a joke, right? Nobody's that deluded.

Oooooh, maybe we can set Sparkly Princess on him.

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I don't know why I do these things, but I went to look at his site, and found this under the "contact me" link:

If you'd like to send a nude photo of yourself and you were BORN a female, please do so. I would be happy though with a simple photo of your face. It is nice to see the face of someone who writes me. I will only accept JPEG attachments. I will try my best to answer all email that is not offensive or unreasonable. But please be patient.

WARNING: To all bitter or jealous or unemployed or frustrated or mean or nasty or under-loved or under-paid or under-hung men and butchy girls. Think before you write to me. THINK HOW SMALL AND SILLY YOU APPEAR WHEN ANGRY JEALOUS AND BITTER--WRITING TO ME LIKE A SCORNED FAN.

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I would so love it if a post-op male-to-female tricked him. I would pay compensation to the person for having to endure Gallo's slimy presence.

Is his fanbase substantial? I'm sure he has his fans, because, frankly, even the lowest of the low have people who love them. But does he have the numbers that would justify, even microscopically, the ludicrous advertisements?

[bauersbiatch]

Okay, I just did a Google image search on this assclown, and he's fucking GOT TO BE KIDDING, right? Right? PLEASE TELL ME HE'S KIDDING!

Otherwise, I'm now taking bids starting at a fucking billion dollars for one night with me. You must shower and groom, but I don't discriminate based on race, gender at birth, or hair color, and I'll spring for the vodka!

ETA: From Wiki:

In early 2005, Gallo made a posting on his merchandise website offering his "disease-free" sperm for $1 million. Gallo, however, refused to sell it to anyone of "extremely dark complexion" and said "though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration." However, he offered discounts to blonde-haired, blue-eyed women or women with genealogical ties to "German soldiers of the mid-century." He mentions the potential size of the offspring's genitals if it is a boy, saying "8 inches if he's like his father." He was also open to Jewish women because he thought if his offspring became an actor, "this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar". If fertilization was unsuccessful, Gallo said the purchaser had to pay for any additional attempts, but said he would "supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery." In addition, Gallo said he would impregnate through intercourse for an additional $500,000, but would waive the fee for anyone that he found attractive. Purchasers were not allowed to use his surname for their child.

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I can't tell with Vincent if this is his idea of a bizarre sort of joke, or if he is truly deranged.

[esoterica]

Somebody send him that goatse pic, STAT.

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I love how he thinks saying "German soldiers of the mid-century" will not make people think of Nazis. So shrewd, that Vincent.

[Ripley]

Aww, come on! Who doesn't want to hit this? This shot makes me drool.

I love a man who laughs! Soooo worth $50,000!

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Is there anyone in Hollywood more narcissistic than this pud?

And what up with Chloe S and anyone who works with him??? I'd refuse the role just on principle, let alone agree to suck his dick on film.