Vincent Gallo

[Daisy Pusher]

esoterica said:

Somebody send him that goatse pic, STAT.

Who are we kidding, that's probably him.


(I'm still scarred by that one.)

[Deleted]

It is killing me to say this, but he has nice eyes. Still wouldn't hit it.

[bauersbiatch]

It is killing me to say this, but he has nice eyes.

Unphotoshopped, I bet the whites of his eyes are urine yellow.

[wilbert]

This site never fails me. I'm having a bad day, open to the Vincent Gallo thread and laugh and laugh and laugh. The guys at comedy central are having a good time posing as vincent gallo, cause this is funny.

[sugarhigh]

Do I want to google "that goatse pic"?

[Deleted]

No, you don't.

[Yossarian]

This has to be a joke. Right? Right?

[indygirl]

In early 2005, Gallo made a posting on his merchandise website offering his "disease-free" sperm for $1 million. Gallo, however, refused to sell it to anyone of "extremely dark complexion" and said "though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration." However, he offered discounts to blonde-haired, blue-eyed women or women with genealogical ties to "German soldiers of the mid-century." He mentions the potential size of the offspring's genitals if it is a boy, saying "8 inches if he's like his father." He was also open to Jewish women because he thought if his offspring became an actor, "this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar". If fertilization was unsuccessful, Gallo said the purchaser had to pay for any additional attempts, but said he would "supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery." In addition, Gallo said he would impregnate through intercourse for an additional $500,000, but would waive the fee for anyone that he found attractive. Purchasers were not allowed to use his surname for their child.

This just has to be some kind of perfomance art--a social commentary. It just cannot be for real.

That said, who's going to send him an email so we can read his response here? In the name of art, people!

[Deleted]

My family is Jewish and none of us are remotely connected to the entertainment industry. Clearly, we belong to another department of the Giant Jewish World-Controlling Conspiracy, thus making me unworthy of the honor of carrying Vincent Gallo's spawn. I don't think I can live anymore.

[thecupcakekid]

Weren't German soldiers of the mid century Nazis? He'd give discounts to Nazis? This has got to be some sort of performance art/social commentary.