Rihanna

[realitybug]

fanatic said:

I think she's so beautiful. Sometimes I'm actually shocked at how gorgeous she is...and I'm a picky bitch. I guess I'm in the minority...

I don't know if you are or not...

But I think she's pretty fug. Well, she'd be gorgeous without that huge fivehead of hers...

And Unfaithful is hot buttered ass. It pisses me off. Well, the lyrics anyway. I refer to it as the "I'm an asshole - feel sorry for me" song

[Yossarian]

Actually, I think she is very pretty too ... in a video ho kind of way. But I totally see that Tyra's fetal cousin likeness! She's "young pretty," ie. part of the reason she looks so good is because she's got a great body, nice skin and wears funky clothing. I don't think she will age well at all - but I guess that doesn't really matter because her flash-in-the-pan fame will be over soon enough and we probably won't get to see her in ten years time.

[Hamatron]

You know, I've seen her videos and her perform several times on TV, yet I have no recollection of what she looks like. Heh.

[dancedancexenu]

She's a pretty girl. I saw the video for 'Unfaithful' today, and it's really unfortunate that she can't pick decent songs, and when she sings she sounds like a dying chupacabra. Sad, really.

[bakedcookie123]

What body? She's your run of the mill toothpick.

[sugarhigh]

I saw her yesterday at the mall. She's doing some Inside the Vmas thing for MTV.

She's definitely not a toothpick. She's slim, but has hips and breasts. Her shoulders are a bit narrow for her body but she's definitely curvy.

[Coffeecakes]

She has hips, but her torso is so darn long that it gives the impression that she is a toothpick.

[Julie]

I have Pon de Replay and SOS on my iPod--great workout music. Fun to sing along with in the car. I've heard cats in heat that sound better than she does on Unfaithful, but everyone puts out a few stinkers, right?

OMFG, you guys, girlie is seriously the beneficiary of Protooling of Britney proportions. Fire up IE and head over to MTV.com and watch her "perform" SOS live on TRL. She's cute and her ass looks good in high heels and short shorts but that's about the most I can say for her. She's terrible. She doesn't even redeem herself by dancing well. I was disappointed but not altogether surprised.

[christinama]

She doesn't even redeem herself by dancing well.

That's the first thing I noticed for her Pon de Replay video. Great song, but girl has no moves other than what the paid choreographer could teach her. She is no Britney.

[cowabunga]

I think she is gorgeous too. Although, she definitely has the Dawson Leery forehead gene.

I'm kind of blah about her music. Doesn't do too much for me. But it doesn't really piss me off either. She's just kind of there. Although, the Unfaithful song cracks my shit up. Honestly, a murderer? Geez. A lying, cheating bitch maybe... but the murderer part is a bit extreme. Also, why kill him... haven't you hurt him enough? Geez, let the poor bastard go.

ETA: I went and sort out her View performance. Heh. I love her "I auditioned in a hotel room". I'll bet you did...