Keith Richards

[venusdiva429]

The drugs have pickled them to the point of guaranteed survival of the nuclear holocaust. Goddess bless them all for still getting it done after all these years!

[abbynormal]

Has anyone ever read this interview with him? I think he's so sweet, and definitely doesn't appear to have that typical rock attitude toward women:

Q: What was your attitude to sex in the early days of the stones?
K: Well, it's always been the same really. It boils down to the fact
that I've never just been interested in a lay. If I'm going to be
with a woman, even if just for a day or two, then we've got to have a
laugh. And then, if we get around to screwing, that's wonderful.
But I've never started a relationship just for the purpose of
wham-bam-thankyou man. Chicks are too precious for that. I mean, I
love chicks. I love them too much to just roll over and stick it in.

;D

[soccer mom]

What was he doing in a palm tree? No branches?

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deadduck said:

Keith and Mick have been fighting and poking fun at each other since the day they met. They are really, truly married to each other. Open marriage onviously but married. Thank god they can not have kids together. Charlie Watts would always sit back and laugh at them. Its always been

Keith: "I hate you, Mick."
Mick: "Well, I hate you more Keith"
Then together "Let's make a new record. It will sell 20 billion copies."
Mick: "Tour?"
Keith: "Yeah sure, another 10 mill" and back to I hate you again.

Bill: "Yeah, I like me some new young uns."
Charlie: "Whatever, I could use a few bucks for hitting the drum once in awhile. Just don't talk to me."

Too funny. You know for all their battles, I believe that like an old married couple who have been together forever, I think when one dies ( and hopefully that is not for a long long time), the other will follow soon after. Truly the ultimate rock and roll couple.

Also, add me to the list who found Keith sexy in his younger days. He is only right behind Jimmy Page on my who I would if I could go back in time and shag list.

[dwanollah]

The funniest thing in the world was Mick Jagger playing Keith Richards on SNL.

[deadduck]

^^ No question. Who would know how to do Keith better? The funnier thing would be watching Keith trying to play Mick. Will never happen though because Keith is going to live forever. Playing Mick would kill him off even before he began to run.

[dwanollah]

Wait a sec, deadduck... did we just... agree on something?

[deadduck]

Crap did not look at little Simon over on the side of your comment.

(Edited because arrow I put here was pointing to my avatar, not Dwan's)


I guess so. Ouch, that hurts.

[abbynormal]

They bicker a lot but I think the only real fight they've ever had was back in the eighties. I agree with whoever said that whichever one dies first (and I it's probably going to be Keith), the other will follow soon after, or at the very least be miserable the rest of his life.

That SNL skit was hilarious. "Mick you ignorant slut!"

[Augustus]

venusdiva429 said:

The drugs have pickled them to the point of guaranteed survival of the nuclear holocaust.

That would be an interesting aftermath, an abundance of cockroaches, rats and the well preserved Rolling Stones roaming the planet.