James Woods

[mugatu]

A free pass into Hollywood?

[lallybroch]

Brace yourselves: the Grand Romance is over already! Shocking, I know.

Memo to Hollywood powerbrokers: The trouble with having 20-year-old girlfriends is, like, they're 20.

Youthful Ashley Madison made the gossip pages in June when she parlayed her relationship with James Woods, 59, into a role on "Entourage."

But the romance spectacularly soured when Madison showed up at Woods' brother Michael's July 31 funeral "in a 3-inch miniskirt and chain-smoking."

"At the funeral she was concerned about the amount of magazines she was in," says Woods' pal Scott Sandler. "Jimmy was on his knees with tears staining his shirt, and she was showing pictures of herself."

The actor has known Madison, the pal of a golfing buddy, since she was 5. "She's the anti-Christ," says Sandler. "She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout."

Woods stars this fall in the new CBS legal drama "Shark," directed by Spike Lee. But he decided to end his May-December fling after stress sent him to the ER.

"Jimmy was so overcome by grief his blood pressure went through the roof early last week, and he had to go to the hospital," said Sandler. "When he came out, it was like he had seen the light."

Attempts to contact Madison through HBO were not successful.

[Mutagen]

"She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout."

Was this written by Monty Python? Seriously.

[Dr. Freude]

Is it just me, or does that Sandler guy come off like a dumbass? I don't doubt Ashley Madison is vain or even stupid, but the way he's talking, poor naive Jimmy Woods didn't know what he was getting into. If he wanted a sophisticated, mature companion, he wouldn't date someone barely out of her teens. What a dipshit.

[discoprincess]

Is it wrong that that little blurb made me chuckle? I'm sorry his brother died , but the implosion of this romantic relationship is funny.

ETA:

When will men learn?

Exactly. Look at this picture of him with Ashley. It just screams fame whore!

[MrsCatHead]

When will men learn?

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It cannot be a coincidence that her name is Ashley Madison, right?

[jilly]

discoprincess said:

Is it wrong that that little blurb made me chuckle? I'm sorry his brother died , but the implosion of this romantic relationship is funny.

ETA:

When will men learn?

Exactly. Look at this picture of him with Ashley. It just screams fame whore!

She's not even a pretty girl. For being only 20, she looks kinda rough. I guess the gigantic boobalas are the attraction. So really, what did he expect?

That said, I like him as an actor. I plan on Season Passing Shark this fall. It looks interesting.

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Let's compare and contrast. Posted June 20:

roseprose said:

US Weekly quotes:

“She has it all brains, beauty, and charm. I knew her when she was a little kid." James Woods, 59 has said of girlfriend and Entourage costar Ashley Myrick, 20.

Then, from today, not even two months later:

"She's the anti-Christ," says Sandler. "She truly has the soul of a moth and the brain of a dead trout."

Whatever. I can't wait to read about the "older," "more mature" 21-year old that Jimmy will no doubt hook up with next week.

[discoprincess]

littleediebeale said:

Whatever. I can't wait to read about the "older," "more mature" 21-year old that Jimmy will no doubt hook up with next week.

Ok, so she's not 21 yet, but she's way more attractive. ;D