Katie Price (Jordan)

[girlnamedcarl]

How have I not been aware of her for so long? How has she escaped my attention for so long? She's the most ridiculous, shameless, tacky, vulgar -- she raises skank to (almost) an art form!

I blogged about her yesterday, and I was blessed to find some footage of her wedding (at the end of the complete post). You think you're ready to see her walk down the aisle, but no. Nothing can prepare you.

She and Peter Andre even have an album of duets out! Here they are singing "The Best Things In Life Are Free." He's no Luther Vandross, but then... she's no Janet Jackson. (Yeah. Ouch.) And at the end, she plugs their album, and there's this great little moment of awkward.

You British Greecies are probably sick-beyond-sick of her already. Share your awe, enthusiasm and/or disgust!

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Her son, Harvey is in the hospital due to burns. Poor guy.

On a happier note, her wedding amuses me to no end. Sooo tacky. So very, very tacky. But awesome in it's horridness.

[lexylou]

Is she the one who was wearing a belt for a shirt in that one picture that was everywhere?

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I think that was Jodie Marsh.

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Jodie Marsh wishes she were Katie Price.

[girlnamedcarl]

Katie Price was the one wearing that awful dress to the British Soap Awards and wearing some kind of Primitive Sleaze outfit to a book signing of one of her three (!) autobiographies. Here[/color] she is.

Yeah, Harvey is the only remotely innocent or sympathetic party in all of this. Poor little dude.

[zambonigirl]

Jordan has more class in her little finger than Jodie Marsh does in her entire body, and that's just pathetic.

I, too, love Jordan, and I'm so happy for her that she's pregnant again. I hope she does another totally sexy photo shoot with Harvey after he's out of hospital, and I hope that the baby she's carrying stays put and comes out healthy. I felt so badly for her when she had a miscarriage last year.

[Atreides]

From what I've heard, she's basically the British Pam Anderson but with even bigger boobs. Would this be a fair comparison?

[girlnamedcarl]

I'd say no, because I believe that Pam Anderson has some natural comedic talent and understands that there are times when it's just not right to plug your latest project. Katie has neither of these endowments.

Jordan has more class in her little finger than Jodie Marsh does in her entire body, and that's just pathetic.

Hee hee!! Oh, damn, now am I going to have to start researching Jodie Marsh?

[badtzmaru]

Thanks to the fug girls I have been aware of Jordan for quite some time. She is like a trainwreck. A really pink sparkly trainwreck. Needless to say, I am hooked.