Paris Hilton

[leela46]

baylor said:

Now, TMZ is learning that there is a battle raging inside the courtroom between Paris' lawyer, the City Attorney and the Sheriff's Dept. -- over the decision to allow Paris Hilton to appear by phone this morning.

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Wow! This is getting good!

So I'm guessing that Paris' lawyer and the Sheriff made a deal that Paris could "appear" by phone without telling the City Attorney. I'm hoping that not only is the City Attorney pissed but that the judge is even more pissed. Every thing I hear about the skanky famewhore only makes me hate her even more.

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articulate said:

Paris leaving Prison in Ankle Bracelet.

Ya know, if someone is so mentally ill and SUICIDAL, I'm curious how they manage to have expertly applied make up and styled their hair so carefully.

Phoning it in today? *RAGE*

[suekel]

If Paris (and I say "if" because I am preparing myself for her being home monitored) goes back to prison, do you think she'll actually attempt to kill herself?

No way. This twit is way too in love with herself to do that. At most, she might make a lame-ass fake attempt for pity and attention.

[Lisa Miller]

inchoatedetails said:

If Paris (and I say "if" because I am preparing myself for her being home monitored) goes back to prison, do you think she'll actually attempt to kill herself?

One can only hope.

She's such a waste of space. I hate that she's breathing the same air as me.

[baylor]

TMZ has learned that Judge Michael T. Sauer has ordered that Paris Hilton appear in court for the hearing, which is scheduled to take place at 9:00 AM PDT.

A Sheriff's car is already on the way to pick up the heiress from her West Hollywood home.

Awesome!!!

[crankie]

Not to be repetitious (even though I am) but... the news about the big fight in the courtroom is all over the radio news here in Los Angeles. Mr C called me from his commute to make sure I had the latest info. He's such an enabler. We both agreed that, had it been either one of us, the phone-it-in option would not even be presented. Also wondering if she's desperate to stay out of the courtroom to make it 'more difficult' to throw her back in stir. (I'm so noir, y'all.)

So, not for nothing, but if there's a big argument going on in the courtroom... that would HAVE to mean that one side (let me guess... the.... City Attorney??) was unaware of the phone-it-in arrangement. Otherwise, why the fight?

Dear Defense Attorneys Everywhere,

In the interest of your clients, whether they are deserving or not, please do a bit of research before defending your next case. Topics of concentration should include:

The Prosecutor - His/Her Role and Authority in the Case
Proper and Legal Methods of Cutting Deals
Sentencing Guidelines: This Means You
The Judge - How Not To Make the Guy In Charge Insanely Angry At You And Your Client

Just a little friendly advice from,
Crankie

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FWIW: Pork-faced Perez is reporting that Paris WILL have to go to court today afterall.


Edit: Oops! Sorry! Two posts above!

[kostgard]

baylor said:

TMZ has learned that Judge Michael T. Sauer has ordered that Paris Hilton appear in court for the hearing, which is scheduled to take place at 9:00 AM PDT.

A Sheriff's car is already on the way to pick up the heiress from her West Hollywood home.

Awesome!!!

Man, Judge Sauer isn't messing around. None of this phone-in crap. He must be maaaaaad.

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Man, I wish I could send Judge Sauer flowers or a muffin basket. Awesome.

[crankie]

Seriously, how completely stupid do you have to be (rhetorical question) to try and pull something like having the defendant, who is already the subject of the hearing, and who has been specifically ordered BY THE JUDGE to appear, try and phone it in?? Do these people enjoy waving red capes in front of angry bulls in their downtime?

It's just such a stupidly unnecessary move.