You Know You're Addicted to CPMCoG When...

[dnt]

...You're at a George Carlin show and when he starts doing a bit about pussy farts, the first thing you think is "Queefing! He's talking about queefing! I have to post about this when I get home!"

[glitterbug]

...when your Hubby walks in and says "You and your He-Man Tom Cruise Haters Club."

Yeah, my hubby goes on about Tom Cruise as well. He didn't think up a cool name for us though.

[laconicchick]

I just had a dream that I decided to go out of the house and across the street in my ugly, dorky pajamas, holding an entire open box of pizza in my hand and eating a couple of slices. Then, to my horror, I saw Shanmac (she looked like her pictures) across the street looking at me! She was impeccably dressed and I was horribly embarrassed by my slothful state. It was so weird. I think it means I'm intimidated by the coolness of the people on the boards.

So YKYATCW you start having dreams about Greecies. I'm not a stalker, I swear! I just spent all of yesterday trying to catch up on the boards.

[huntergrayson]

...when you go to modify your profile to change your avatar and you're overcome by the crippling fear that you'll accidently hit the "delete account" button rather than the "modify proifle" one.

I just don't know what I'd do, y'all.

[snarkypotato]

laconicchick said:

I just had a dream that I decided to go out of the house and across the street in my ugly, dorky pajamas, holding an entire open box of pizza in my hand and eating a couple of slices. Then, to my horror, I saw Shanmac (she looked like her pictures) across the street looking at me! She was impeccably dressed and I was horribly embarrassed by my slothful state. It was so weird. I think it means I'm intimidated by the coolness of the people on the boards.

So YKYATCW you start having dreams about Greecies. I'm not a stalker, I swear! I just spent all of yesterday trying to catch up on the boards.

This is so weird, but I had a dream a couple of nights ago about Shanmac too! In my dream Shanmac was just announcing her engagement to The Boy, and everyone on the boards was really excited. Then she posts a picture of her and The Boy, only it's not HER Boy, it's Ryan Seacrest. The posts on the board got really awkward after that, people were like, "Uh, yeah... congrats I guess..." and "Um...good for you! I guess…"

Finally Kafka comes in and posts this really long post about how she can't just stand around and watch Shanmac throw her life away because Ryan wasn't the right guy for her. And how he's not even interested in girls "in that way." Everyone on the boards is relieved that someone finally posted what they were thinking, so after that we all make a concentrated effort and convince her not to marry the Seacrest.

I swear I'm not a stalker either. I think I just spend too much time in the pet thread.

Also huntergrayson? I know on some boards if you hit delete account it doesn’t automatically delete your account. First a little box pops up asking, “Dude? Are you sure you wanna do this?” I’m too scared to test to see if this board has it, but I would hope so!

[schmoosie]

Snarkypotato that is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard. I've had my dream with Greecies in it. For some reason it heavily featured Topher. I can't really remember much of the dream, but I think mostly it was because I find his face very familiar.

We need to start questioning Shanmac and find out if she's like some kind of dream walker or something. You see its all in her name. Shanmac/Shaman! See, see she's just trying to hide her true form from us. But we see you Shanmac oh yes we do!

YKYATMPMCOG when you make up silly stories like that about other posters.

huntergrayson I suffer from that fear too, especially because I am notorious for hitting the wrong buttons!

[kafka]

snarkypotato said:

Finally Kafka comes in and posts this really long post about how she can't just stand around and watch Shanmac throw her life away because Ryan wasn't the right guy for her. And how he's not even interested in girls "in that way." Everyone on the boards is relieved that someone finally posted what they were thinking, so after that we all make a concentrated effort and convince her not to marry the Seacrest.

I just choked on my Diet Coke. SnarkyPotato, your whole dream was hilarious (Ryan Seacrest?! Bwahaha), but when I saw my name in bold, I really choked.

I was actually coming here to post about a dream I had last night. Paris Hilton was being interviewed and all she kept saying was "Everything I am today, I owe to Pavés. It's made me who I am." She meant it as "I'm so gorgeous and look so HOTT, and it's all because of the Pavés," but I knew everyone would take it as "Pavés has made Paris Hilton into a skanky, slutty, stupid idiot."

It didn't help that, as she reached to lift up a bottle of Pavés, she spread her legs like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and her breast slipped out of her dress.

So I ran to the Beauty thread and, sure enough, everyone was posting about how they were going to give up their Pavés because they didn't want to have anything to do with a Paris-endorsed product. Let alone one which might turn people into another Paris. I was mortified and miserable, but I understood completely.

I woke up just as I was trying to decide if I wanted to live with bad hair for the rest of my life or turn into another Paris.

Really, it's no wonder I rarely sleep. Between my childhood nightmares and CPMCoG-induced dreams of Paris Hilton, it's much safer staying awake.

[laconicchick]

Phew, at least I'm not alone in my crazy dreams. I think it was the pet thread that did me in, too!

[indygirl]

kafka said:

It didn't help that, as she reached to lift up a bottle of Pavés, she spread her legs like Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and her breast slipped out of her dress.

Heh. Did she at least pronounce the product name correctly?

YKYATCPMCoG when, while grocery shopping*, you happen to notice a bridal magazine cover touting an interview with Nikki Cox about her marriage to Jay Mohr, and your next three thoughts are 1) How the hell did I miss this? 2) Is this really CPMCworthy enough to open an individual thread in the Celebrities category? and 3) How fast can I get to the Divorce Pool thread before soemone else does?

*And by "grocery shopping" I mean scouring the magazine stand for a copy of Us Weekly to see the pic of Ewan McGregor with his new baby. **

**Yes, I am ashamed.

[Shanmac]

Holy crap, I'm about to piss myself laughing. I'm so glad I'm not really marrying the Seacrest.

And laconicchick, I'm neither cool nor impeccably dressed (most of the time), so have no fear. I promise you're cooler than I am.

I love these boards. Love. Them.