Celebrity Smart Quotes

[swanflake]

I know a lot of closeted gay actors in Hollywood who refuse to come out, whatever the reasons are and I respect that. But I believe that if people love you now, when you come out, they would love you more. If they don't, then they werten't real people to begin with. They can fuck off.

I wonder if The Rock is talking about Seann William Scott.

Brooke Shields rocks. That quote has made up for her entire film career.

[Bruins07]

"If Tom Cruise wants to see my play 'Chicago,' I've left him two tickets - one adult, one child."

-- Brooke Shields

I've always been indifferent towards Brooke, but this quote makes me kinda love her.

[hottuna]

Charlie Sheen, on his dalliances with whores:

"I DON'T PAY THEM TO COME OVER...I PAY THEM TO LEAVE."

[hottuna]

Yeah, Moldy, it was a toss-up on which thread to put the Charlie Sheen quote. For a dumb guy, it makes CS smart enough to know that he's a weasel.

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From Salon:

Noel Gallagher on what he sees as the futility of Live 8: "Are they hoping that one of these guys from the G8 is on a quick 15 minute break at Gleneagles [in Scotland] and sees Annie Lennox singing 'Sweet Dreams' and thinks, 'F**k me, she might have a point there, you know?' Keane doing 'Somewhere Only We Know' and some Japanese businessman going, 'Aw, look at him... we should really f**king drop that debt, you know.' It's not going to happen, is it?"

Don't know how smart he's being, but I somehow just think it's cute for Noel Gallagher to be talking about foreign policy.

ETA: OMG, Committed Snark!!!!

[jaghetersimon]

Noel Gallagher is once again my personal hero. Sir Bob, Bono, and Chris Martin can fuck right off. Sanctimonious pricks.

[jdkwfan4ever]

I love Noel.

[slashgirl]

Christian Bale, about TomKat:

"Good for them," says Bale sarcastically, recently, about his co-star's 'situation'...."But who the fuck cares? Most people who care about each other don't need to make such a spectacle."

As if I couldn't lurve CB more! ;D

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I'd love to know what really goes on in Michael Caine's head... He comes off as a sort of quiet, gentlemanly guy, aging gracefully and capable of making classy acceptance speeches. But there's a passive-aggressive streak there, I tell you! About Tom Cruise, a year or so ago, he pondered with faux-bewilderment: "Tom Cruise is rather... diminuitive. I saw him surrounded by these very large body-guards and wondered, 'Why would someone so... diminuitive surround himself with people who are only going to make him look more so?'"

Same with the Katie Holmes quote above. It's very double-edged. He gets a rather acid point across, but cloaks it with an air of concern. I love the guy!

The Christian Bale quote on the other hand is anything but passive-aggressive! "They're making a f**king spectacle of themselves!" Man, which of these guys do I love more? Deceptively sly wit guy or sledge-hammer blunt guy? Eh, I'll take 'em both.

(By the way, the quotes in this post are from memory, but they're definitely very close to verbatim.)

[heyalice]

My favorite Michael Caine quote came from when he won the Golden Globe for CIDER HOUSE RULES; 'I've made a lot of crap and lots of money, now I can afford to be artistic.'
Love him.