Celebrity Lookalikes: Who Do You Resemble?

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This was always one of my favorite threads, not cause too many of us actually resemble slebs, but it's fun to put faces with the names.

So to start off I present...*drumroll please*...Miss ElephantShoes. I'm on the right, in the dark blue.

I don't think I resemble anyone, and the only mentions I've gotten I'm rather loathe to repeat, because they consist of the unholy trifecta of skank: white trash skank, bland, boring skank, and uber famewhore skank.

That would be Britney, Kate Bosworth, and Paris Hilton. *shudders, wipes away horrible memories*

[foxfair]

Oh dear. Poor old Foxfair has no advanced degrees. She speaks only one language. AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHREK!!!

*cries*

*rearranges fat rolls*

[jennipoo]

Me and my cousin. I am the one on the right. Yeah, the one boozin'. Come to think of it, that applies to pretty much any picture of me.

Topic? I've gotten Sandra Bullock, although that picture looks NOTHING like her. I've gotten Catherine Zeta Jones by someone who is obviously blind. And Sarah McLaughlin from some drunk guy in a bar once.

ETA: Another one with some former students. I'm the one in the front looking teacher-y. Also, my mouth doesn't look as funky.

[snacktastic]

When I was younger and thinner and had shorter hair, everyone I knew thought I looked like Jamie Lee Curtis (this was when True Lies was out). Strangers would accost me because they thought I looked like her. And I am like Damn, does she have two X-Chromosomes? And then I felt bad, because I shouldn't be a gender hater. Thankfully, my lips aren't thin like hers. And I got Gillian Anderson from random people at different times.

[monsterzero]

ElephantShoes resembles a very cute Elizabeth Shue.

As for me, until I grew my hair I was told I looked like John Goodman (in the early days of Roseanne). Now I look like Lemmy from Motorhead (aside from the warts) or possibly Zakk Wylde.

Or Penn Gillette. Yeah, I'm a freak.

[MrsOldManBalls]

My husband is told he looks like either Topher Grace or Leo DiCaprio all the time. (the two men look nothing alike so I don't get it)

[jennipoo]

My husband is told he looks like either Topher Grace or Leo DiCaprio all the time

I always just assumed your husband was older. Hmmm...wonder why??

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Well, I think I look like Miss Star Jones before she became Reynolds.

Only my eyes are not really bulgy; they are deep set and squinty. And I don't wear wigs or weaves; no, my hair is on my head and blows free in the wind like Dylan's Answers.

And my hair is lighter (without chemical inducements), as is my skin. I am sort of pasty white, like Miss Renee Zellweger or that Miss Joan Rivers in the Miss Star Jones Picture. But my heart is black, honest.

And unlike Miss Star Jones, my stomach is free of constricting bands as is my dark, black heart. And some of my best friends are very Gay; but I never married one.

And though I am zaftig; Miss Star Jones in her Fulsome days still probably had about 200 pounds on me. She could have beat me wrestlin' any day! You know, if we ever met each other on the street and had a short, intense conversation and challenge that led to us wrastlin' our differences away.

But we are not really all that different---honest! We both wear size 14; only Miss Star Jones doesn't bother with zippers or buttons or seams matched and sewn. Whereas, I prefer to close my zippers and seams, because otherwise the strangest men will attempt to put their fingers and hands and other appendages in the openings. I guess that Miss Star Jones doesn't have that problem or perhaps, she just doesn't mind.

But you know, now that I think of it, when I wear a really tight headband or ponytail, I sort of look like that Miss Joan Rivers and I hear her heart is just as black as mine.

[duskwolf]

I've been told by a number of people that I look like Natalie Merchant.

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I don't look like anyone, but a lot of people have told Mr. Bones that he looks like Sean Astin. Here's a comparison. Scarily enough, Mr. Bones' first name is also Sean (but spelled Shawn) and our last name has two syllables and starts w/ an A and ends w/ an N.