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Post by Deleted on Sept 15, 2005 14:38:45 GMT -4
Jordan's wedding dress is giving me ideas for Halloween.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2005 11:37:13 GMT -4
So Lleyton and his bride have known eachother for eight months, and she's six months pregnant. Really, this thread should double as the Divorce Pool thread. Actually, it's even better. He was engaged to a Belgian tennis player, Kim Clijsters, and they broke up four months before their planned wedding date. In fact, she dumped him in October 2004 after a four years relationship (they were set to marry last February), so everything points to Bec being his rebound-gal. But then, she got pregnant, so... Topic? I can't stand him, but the wedding pictures look cute... |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2005 22:54:32 GMT -4
Yossarian, Footballers' Wives was the first thing I thought of when I saw those photos.
The best part though (IMO) is that they sang A Whole New World. Say it with me now: awwww...no, wait, ewwww...
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Post by alphabeta on Sept 17, 2005 0:49:57 GMT -4
So Lleyton and his bride have known eachother for eight months, and she's six months pregnant. Really, this thread should double as the Divorce Pool thread. I know this is going back a bit but, to be fair, they first met about 5 or 6 years ago at a charity tennis event and apparently had kept in some sort of contact since then. But it's all still a bit too ewwy for me. I find him so icky. If he washed his hair once in his life, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. And Bec Cartwright? She is right up there with Delta Goodrem on the scale of sugary-sweet irritatingness. That being said, I quite liked the bridesmaids dresses. Reminded me of fragipanis, which I love. And Peter Andre and Jordan? Just no. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2005 5:06:22 GMT -4
Oh yes. Look at the poem she wrote and read at their wedding. |
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Post by Karen on Sept 17, 2005 15:29:44 GMT -4
More Jordan and Peter AndreBarbie and Ken gone horribly wrong. Her breasts look amazingly fake. And the massive rings! The 'classy' chairs! The pink orchestra! I think they've out-tackied Brandine and Cletus.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2005 17:33:36 GMT -4
Back to my favorite wedding cOuple, jOrdan and pOrk her and their Cake of C*m. With breasts that large, don't you think that the dress decollage (or bustier or whatever) would fit her better? It is as though the dress maker expected that cOuple to be much Bigger. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2005 17:54:52 GMT -4
In that Bec Cartwright poem, what does this mean?:
I admire you for so many reasons,
I mean look at what happened at the Four Seasons!
ETA: The sad thing about Jordan is that without the monster boobs and tons of makeup she looks like she'd have a pretty face.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2005 20:54:02 GMT -4
Oh man, that wedding looks so ridiculous. That said, it suits them and I mean it in a nice way. They both look really happy and I'm sure that was the wedding of Jordan's dreams. It's not what I would want (really, really not what I would want) but good for them.
ETA: Those are some ugly-ass wedding rings!
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Post by Oxynia on Sept 17, 2005 21:34:25 GMT -4
Was that one big ring or five/six smaller ones stacked together? I can't imagine having one's finger swaddled up past the first knuckle can be very comfortable. Ditto the groom's pants falling in a puddle of fabric by his feet. Not a good look.
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