Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2007 0:05:57 GMT -4
I just thought that CPMCoG should mention Vanity Fair August edition, since VF has a picture homage to our patron saintess of Purposeless Social Whirls. Ah, the Crown Princess is aging as well as we are. Let the Beautification Begin!
And Michael Vick has got nothing in the animal cruelty department on the owners of Barbaros who had the misfortune to win the Kentucky Derby and then break his hind leg at the Preakness.
The poor horse should have been put down immediately. Instead, the owners made him suffer for months and ruined his other hind leg before they put him out of his misery. Meantime, we, the fans, were subjected to all sorts of sunny stories about how Barbaros was coming along just fine and would be a credit to the capacity of modern veterninary medicine to make a horse well (Not!---this story was as gross as those old army videos where they blowtorched live pigs to vivisect them and experiment on them as burn victims).
I expected to see former Senator Frist appear and further torture the poor horse with his skills obtained from vivisecting cats so that he could get into medical school and misdiagnose Terry Schiavo. I mean the former senator knows a brain dead constituent when he sees a video of one.
What the Hell does PETA do anyway? Besides provide natural animal fat for Pamela Anderson's fake breasts?
This is Ann Bass' estate in CT. This is where she was held hostage one night. Why? She can't figure it out, but after I read the article, I think it is because one of Madonna's employees (who like Miss Bass' employees) are forbidden to look Madonna (or Miss Bass) in the eye when passing their Royal Prissness or are forbidden to speak or address Madonna (or Miss Bass) when the employees are so priviledged as to share a room or breathing space with one of them (Madonna or Miss Bass)---well one of Madonna's employees escaped from the Madonna Looney Bin and ran away to CT and jumped Miss Bass to relieve themselves (the employees) of their Peon frustrations at their deservedly low status---below exalted human beings but about Chimpanzees. This is just my take on it. YMMV.
Mr. Dunne is alive and well though his color might be a little off. And Mr. Dunne is attending Mr. Spector's trial. Mr. Spector has subdued his hair though I do not think that he had to shoot it to make it lie down and stay down as he did his victim.
Mr. Michael Douglas shows off his recent plastic surgery and proves that his face can still move if he is given time to pose it. Thank you Mr. Douglas and I will not need any proof of your vital virility. Save that for Miss Zeta-Jones and spare the rest of us.
And Michael Vick has got nothing in the animal cruelty department on the owners of Barbaros who had the misfortune to win the Kentucky Derby and then break his hind leg at the Preakness.
The poor horse should have been put down immediately. Instead, the owners made him suffer for months and ruined his other hind leg before they put him out of his misery. Meantime, we, the fans, were subjected to all sorts of sunny stories about how Barbaros was coming along just fine and would be a credit to the capacity of modern veterninary medicine to make a horse well (Not!---this story was as gross as those old army videos where they blowtorched live pigs to vivisect them and experiment on them as burn victims).
I expected to see former Senator Frist appear and further torture the poor horse with his skills obtained from vivisecting cats so that he could get into medical school and misdiagnose Terry Schiavo. I mean the former senator knows a brain dead constituent when he sees a video of one.
What the Hell does PETA do anyway? Besides provide natural animal fat for Pamela Anderson's fake breasts?
This is Ann Bass' estate in CT. This is where she was held hostage one night. Why? She can't figure it out, but after I read the article, I think it is because one of Madonna's employees (who like Miss Bass' employees) are forbidden to look Madonna (or Miss Bass) in the eye when passing their Royal Prissness or are forbidden to speak or address Madonna (or Miss Bass) when the employees are so priviledged as to share a room or breathing space with one of them (Madonna or Miss Bass)---well one of Madonna's employees escaped from the Madonna Looney Bin and ran away to CT and jumped Miss Bass to relieve themselves (the employees) of their Peon frustrations at their deservedly low status---below exalted human beings but about Chimpanzees. This is just my take on it. YMMV.
Mr. Dunne is alive and well though his color might be a little off. And Mr. Dunne is attending Mr. Spector's trial. Mr. Spector has subdued his hair though I do not think that he had to shoot it to make it lie down and stay down as he did his victim.
Mr. Michael Douglas shows off his recent plastic surgery and proves that his face can still move if he is given time to pose it. Thank you Mr. Douglas and I will not need any proof of your vital virility. Save that for Miss Zeta-Jones and spare the rest of us.
