Demi Moore

[borborygmus]

Ah, the lousy actress with the baby beau... according to Star mag, she may be gestating with AK even as I type.

Kudos for her for having a younger boyfriend. But, she's still talentless and annoying. Discuss.

[monsterzero]

Yahoo is reporting that her and Asshead Toucher are 'pregnant.' Anybody else see this as a vacant attempt to revive a dying career that marrying a toddler (well, mentally) couldn't do?

Oh, and why are both of them pregnant? I don't see Toucher doing anything except more smug 'Punk'd' nonsense.

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Oh God, another naked Vanity Fair cover, this time with Ashton kissing her belly.

Hopefully we're just being Punked.

[lemons]

I'm an admitted sap when it comes to baby news.

I can only wish them well.

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If she is indeed expecting, here's hoping she has a healthy baby.

I really can't imagine a 40 something Ashton running around town with 60 something Demi.

[mansonlamps]

Demi Moore is 42 years old and hasn't had a hit movie since 1994, 11 years people.

Asston is 27 years old and even he hasn't had a hit movie since 2000 - that is if you consider Dude, Where's My Car a hit movie. He's quitting That 70's Show (which should have died a long time ago but that's another topic).

So what nugget of celebrity do they have between them? Punk'd? Hate to think they're bringing a baby into the world to keep their names in the media. Here's to hoping it's a publicity stunt.

[borborygmus]

DM's "people" have denied vehemently that she's with child.

Which means it's prolly true!

I wonder if she'd go through all that diet, exercise, and plastic surgery, only to have to do it again in 9-12 months? They'd have 3 built-in babysitters with phunny names, though...

[stillmecholo]

The thought of the two of them spawning creeps me out more than it should.

Do either of them have a movie coming out soon? Or is this another desperate attempt for some pub?

[diciembre]

Maybe this a lame attempt to hold on to her "man" which if true, is messed up. She knows hes young and is going to want kids one day, so maybe shes giving him a kid before the clocks stops ticking so to speak. He seems to be really into her, at least thats the way it looked during his Oprah interview. She seems to be into shocking the hell out of folks, (remember the Vanity Fair cover while she was pregnant) so it may be true. We can only hope that this kid comes out looking a lot better than those fug children she spat out with Bruce. Love Bruce by the way.

[jennipoo]

We can only hope that this kid comes out looking a lot better than those fug children she spat out with Bruce. Love Bruce by the way.

Seriously. The only one who's cute is the one who looks like Bruce. I do believe that would be the youngest one.