Demi Moore

[FotoStoreSheila]

The oldest one (Rumer?)...the one who's been working on the movie w/ Bruce...is ugly as all hell

My co-workers and I were flipping through Life & Style magazine (it was a bargain at $0.25), and there was a picture of Rumer. We determined that she's not exactly fug. Her problem seems to be that she has Demi's delicate features, but Bruce's massive head.

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If you look at the "denials" they're all very carefully worded, like they're waiting for the 3 month mark. Her spokesman: "She can say at this time that she's not pregnant." Who talks like that?

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What I love is that they named their second child "Scout", after the character in To Kill a Mockingbird. Unfortunately, said character's real name was Jean Louise. But that wasn't "out there" enough.

[honey]

Demi has no career so the only way to drum up publicity is playing the is she/isn't she preggers thing.

I can't believe how much attention this B list tv star and his washed up girlfriend get. I mean, it's just pathetic.

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FotoStoreSheila said:

there was a picture of Rumer. We determined that she's not exactly fug. Her problem seems to be that she has Demi's delicate features, but Bruce's massive head.

ROFL!

This is so true.

[diciembre]

[The oldest one (Rumer?)...the one who's been working on the movie w/ Bruce...is ugly as all hell. The middle one is okay - the youngest is kind of cute.

I actually think the middle one is fug. She was the one in those pics with Asston Koochie holding hands like a couple of teenagers. Rumor aint pretty the little one Tullabelle is cute. Demi ought to be ashamed giving those kids fucked up names to go with all that fugliness. Except for Tullabelle, shes cute but the name sucks.

[mansonlamps]

I hate to snark on kids' looks too much, since it's not their fault their parents parade them around in the media, but since I'm sure they'll never read this -- I think the littlest one looks like a pinch-faced rat. Not as fug as Rumer with that ginormous chin, but still not cute.

[roxpopuli]

So what nugget of celebrity do they have between them?

None, MansonLamps. Great name, by the way--is that from the Monty Python skit of Wuthering Heights?

I am all for older women snagging younger men, if that is what they want. But he seems just stupid. I think even I would get tired of f**king that after awhile.

ETA: I don't think snarking on Demi and Bruce's kids is appropriate. They are not the celebs here. YMMV.

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I think her name is actually Tallulah Belle-she was named after actress Tallulah Bankhead. So that's not TOO bad.

[borborygmus]

I think even I would get tired of f**king that after awhile.

Unless, Rox, he's extraordinarily talented in certain non-acting arenas, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Now, he did say on Oprah that when they first met they talked for hours and hours, so perhaps they're on the same intellectual level. What that level may be, I have no idea.

eta. I still can't get past the one time I saw a photo of AK and thought he was Geena Davis. Maybe Demi wanted some pretty after all those years of Bruce's mug (I like BW, but he's not pretty).