Mystery Science Theater 3000

[iceblink]

Heh. Although it's difficult to imagine the Hearts of Space guys getting unmellow enough to get mad about anything...

[starskin]

Is there anyone who loves pickles as much as I do?

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starskin said:

Is there anyone who loves pickles as much as I do?

"Toenails... toenails eve'where. Man don't even have that many toes... "
o/^ Sodium... so-oo-oo-odi-u-um o/^
"You and your noble band of... choreographers."
"It's the VOODOO, I tells yuh!"
Gawd, I love that ep!

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I have found my people. My hubby and I watch Diabolique at least once a month. So many great lines.

Deep Deep Tan (to music).
Reverse racoon man!
When Diabolique and the villian are skydiving, "His leg's gone 2D"
And the never ending jokes on how skinny this dude is.

Second the love of Puma Man. He's wearing dockers! And he flies standing up!

LOL moment in Manos is when Joel comes out wearing a cape like the villian only instead of hands, it's feet. Pure genius.

Some of you may already know about it, but there is a MST3K project that allows you to download the episodes that haven't been released by Rhino. I've gotten every single one, but be warned that some of the episodes are of poor quality.

Its a bit complicated to set up, but its worth it.

[Mutagen]

OMG, I haven't seen Diabolik in ages! The fact that the sexy secret agent is played by Kalgon from Space Mutiny just kills me. Also, when the Mafia thugs (or whoever) throw that guy out of the plane, and Mike yells: "EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME organized crime!!!"

Also when Kalgon is making love to that woman on top of a pile of money, the riffing is just gold. And afterwards: "I've got some bank bonds if you want to roll around on those next."

They sure got a lot of mileage out of those lame '60s spy movies. Remember Agent from H.A.R.M., with Mighty Elderly Man! as its hero and Goo-Goo woman as the femme fatale? And the villain's henchman who happens to be a Prince lookalike? "You know, we could really use some CREEEEAM!"

[girlnamedcarl]

Nurse Noir, you must -- must -- tell me what episode those quotes are from.

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I LOVE Kevin Murphy's female voice. It just gets me every time. I've only seen a clip of Diabolik: when the old dude is talking to a hitman (or whoever) on the phone and when he hangs up there's a shot of a blonde woman next to him. Kevin-as-Servo chirps, "He sounds nice!" It doesn't sound funny, but his voice just kills me.

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girlnamedcarl said:

Nurse Noir, you must -- must -- tell me what episode those quotes are from.

They're all from "Horror of Party Beach," as are:
"Take a left on Monster-Killing-Girls Road."
"I don't like slumber parties now that I'm in my 40's."
o/^ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAve Mariiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaa! o/^
"Ah gits so skeered all alone in that big house. They's comin' for me, I know it!"
"It's a HUman thing, lurking and crawling around out there!"
"My skull!"
"Look Polish!"
"Are you capapable?"
o/^ Chances are that I'll kick your scrawny ass. o/^
"Fight direction by William Shatner."
I could go on...

[iceblink]

"I'm Marisa Tomei and I'm concerned!"
"I'm Joan Kennedy and I'm concerned too!"
"I am SO Twyla Tharp."

[starskin]

Ahhh, "Look Polish!" I'd forgotten about that one!
Was that also the ep where they went on a huge long riff about panty raids? Because that had me laughing so hard I was crying.