Prince Albert (Monaco)

[Brookie]

From today's Cindy Adams column in Page Six:

MONACO. Powers-that- be and hope-to-be talk of His new Serene Highness Crown Prince Albert marrying, doing it in a cup and producing the requisite male heir before Al's closet-size principality slides back to France...

Maybe Al can ask Crazy Michael Jackson how this is accomplished.

[Aspasia]

Casting call for Princess wanna-bes. Apparently the NYD News thinks Albert is looking for a platonic marriage:

Alberts brood mare

In case it is time sensitive:

the would-be bride "wouldn't face too much time in the same bed. The contract would require a minimum of two male children, preferably three. But that could be accomplished through in vitro fertilization."

"In exchange, the bride would get a trust - it could be as much as $100 million. She might get some of the jewelry of his mother, Princess Grace. And she'd get to be princess!"

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Aspasia said:

Casting call for Princess wanna-bes. Apparently the NYD News thinks Albert is looking for a platonic marriage:

Alberts brood mare

In case it is time sensitive:

I thought it was pretty much set in stone that Albert would be a bachelor and that the throne would be passed to Andreas through Caroline.

[mackiaveli]

Rainier changed the law of succession and so the line can go through Caroline and her children if Albert never has any children of his own. I believe this has been changed and accepted in Monaco and France.

[borborygmus]

Albert may have already produced the ”requisite male heir”:

MONACO - A former flight attendant from Togo claimed in an interview in a French magazine that Monaco's new ruler, Prince Albert II, is the father of her 20-month-old son.

[demian]

Scandal! Love how the palace is just refusing to comment, rather than denying paternity.

And all this time, I thought he was gay.

[azaleaqueen]

I think I remember when the story about the little girl hit the tabs. It was on that show that Maury Povich was the first host of. Can't remember the name. They had some twit who was a friend of the mother's on there who was clearly enjoying her 15 minutes of fame. When she was asked if she thought Albert was the father, she did an absolutely brilliant job of telling them she hadn't the foggiest, without actually saying so.

[pineapplesweat]

Picture!
Hmm. I don't really know what to think about all of this. Maybe Albert isn't gay.

[rattlerbrat]

He cannot eeeeeven begin to deny that baby. It has his waterhead! Do we even need a paternity test?

[missmsry]

Nope, no need for a DNA test there. That child is so obviously a spawn of the loins of Monaco he should just marry the Mom and make it all legal.