Elizabeth Hurley

[lpatrice]

ds1 said:

That kid has so many godparents. Is that normal?

Yeah, she always seemed kind of cheap.

Damnit, they left my name off the list again I'm supposed to be on that list somewhere after Elton John and before Posh.

La Liz has always struck me as an incredibly nasty dour person.

[groovethang]

Whenever I see Liz, all I can think is "I'm bored. Lick me."

I forget if I read that here or at the previous site but it never fails to amuse me.

(For those who don't know the story, someone knew someone who worked on a film with Liz. One day there was a knock on her? his? hotel room door. Liz was on the other side and when the door opened, she simply said, "I'm bored, lick me")

I hope I remembered that correctly!

[litzikohanovich]

Wow. That is truly repulsive. I have read that his fortune is not so grand, but as that article states, she has 25 million pounds! And, they paid her in rupees! Is that legal? I felt bad for Elizabeth when Steve Bing put out those rumors that he was not the father and lots of sordid things were implied, but now...forget it. To take advantage of a migrant like that infuriates me. To treat someone like that reveals a lot about her personality.

[JeanBean]

Yay! groovethang, that was my story. I should add that Liz was completely naked when the door opened.

She apparently has a great sense of humor, but rocks the bitch, hardcore.

My friends and I still announce "I'm bored. Lick me!" from time to time.

[canuckcutie]

I'm never surprised when the fabulously wealthy turn out to be notoriously cheap - I figure that's how they mostly acquired their wealth in the 1st place.

[Yossarian]

The other Elizabeth Hurley story that always sticks in my mind is that, apparently, her favourite party game is to be blindfolded and then to have the other guests spank her and she has to guess who has what spanking style.

[Coffeecakes]

Wasn't there another story of someone catching Sean Penn bending her over some table during sex?

[lpatrice]

yossarian said:

The other Elizabeth Hurley story that always sticks in my mind is that, apparently, her favourite party game is to be blindfolded and then to have the other guests spank her and she has to guess who has what spanking style.

Okay, I take back every bad thing I have ever said about her. I think I like her just for this....it is both bizarre and awesome.

[ivy]

I remember how, on the Old Site, it was mentioned that when Liz was with Hugh Grant, one of their favorite things to do was look at themselves in the mirror and pick which features their baby would inherit if they had one. That strikes me as something that might be fun once, but doing it all the time seems weird. I think they both just liked to look in the mirror, is all.

I've never liked this girl, ever since she announced she would kill herself if she was "as fat as Marilyn Monroe was".

[Yossarian]

coffeecakes said:

Wasn't there another story of someone catching Sean Penn bending her over some table during sex?

Yeah, I think it was her that Sean Penn got caught fucking at a party (yes, over a table) by some journalist who then, naturally, reported the story to all and sundry. Sean then rang up the journalist and tore him a new one for "endangering his marriage." Hmmm, I would have thought that Sean + Elizabeth + bent over a table was the thing that might have threatened his marriage, not the journalist's tattle tales.