Bam's Unholy Union

[nadia]

They made Margera get naked and even examined his ass!!!!

Yay for customs! I hope they used an electric mixer to examine.

[baylor]

They did the same to Missy. She was reportedly near tears. Also, they didn't like his tatoos and all the rosaries and crosses he was wearing. Dude, your going to an Arab country! You couldn't take it all off just once? That's asking for it.
I went to Eygpt for my honeymoon and we had no problems. However, they tell you the rules before you go. Be conservative when you travel to places like that Bam!

[Yossarian]

baylor said:

Yup, she tries to come off as a shy sweet girl, but then she posed for those nudie pictures for the world to see.

Those pictures were nasty! I haven't and won't watch this show but when Bricks and Stone (or was it Perez?) had a link to her pics I just had to check them out. I can't help myself with these things. They were really cheap looking and she just looked so awkward and unattractive.

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yossarian said:

baylor said:

Yup, she tries to come off as a shy sweet girl, but then she posed for those nudie pictures for the world to see.

Those pictures were nasty! I haven't and won't watch this show but when Bricks and Stone (or was it Perez?) had a link to her pics I just had to check them out. I can't help myself with these things. They were really cheap looking and she just looked so awkward and unattractive.

Could it be these links? I'm just gonna say NSFW.

Bam's Sexay Wife

Sexy?

Playboy

Edited to fix link so pics worked.

[baylor]

Missy is saying over at Bam's website that she "hired the wedding planner from hell" and that you'd think it was her first wedding instead of the nine years of experience she claimed to have. Maybe she should have hired Mindy Weiss!
She said her mom and sister really had to help her or else things wouldn't have gotten done.
Also, she took off from work in order to plan her wedding, took a leave of absence. Said her boss is good friend of hers and understood. Wow! How nice must that be to not have to work or go to school while you are planning your wedding! That's not normal at all. Hope she realizes how lucky she is!

[baylor]

Missy is also saying that Bam has not been detained for a DUI like Perez is saying.

[whatever]

I can just see Missy and Bam's reactions at customs, "Don't you know who we are? I can't believe you're not just letting us in! Wah! What do you mean strip search?" Hee hee. Sorry, I kind of doubt "Viva la Bam" or "Jackass" gets aired in Dubai.

My sister's a customs agent, and she loves to come down hard on "celebrities" who give her attitude, or try to use those lines on her. The only celebs who impress her are professional atheletes - she and her husband are big sports fans, and she says they are usually very nice, too.

[nadia]

baylor said:

Missy is saying over at Bam's website that she "hired the wedding planner from hell" and that you'd think it was her first wedding instead of the nine years of experience she claimed to have. Maybe she should have hired Mindy Weiss!
She said her mom and sister really had to help her or else things wouldn't have gotten done.
Also, she took off from work in order to plan her wedding, took a leave of absence. Said her boss is good friend of hers and understood. Wow! How nice must that be to not have to work or go to school while you are planning your wedding! That's not normal at all. Hope she realizes how lucky she is!

Yeah, I'm sure it was the wedding planner from hell and not the bride AND groom from hell. I bet it's more like Bam and Missy total tools and really hard to work with. If they had difficulties with wedding planning/the planner herself then it most likely started with them being asses.

[whatever]

I know! I just watched the latest episode where he decides to change the names on the invites 3 weeks before the wedding - who does that? I hope everyone involved in this wedding charged them a bundle for all the aggravation they must have gone through.

[baylor]

Missy stated on their website that they got gifts from fans. Apparently people went to their registry and got them stuff even though they don't really know them. Didn't the same thing happen to Tori Spelling during her baby shower?
Wow! Celebs register for things even though they have tons of money, almost all their items are bought for them, even the most pricy items. Some from people they don't even know. Wow! They have it good!
Most other people? Not everyone brings a gift, not everything on your list is purchased, especially not the pricy items. People are frugal.
No wonder they got themselves a reality show!