Bam's Unholy Union

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I'm sure a nice sweet girl from wherever PA who is marrying a millionaire would have been better suited to having donations made to some charity- maybe March of Dimes, The National Down Syndrome Society, or something. You know- more of what a proper Main Line gal would do. But that isn't Missy Rothstein Margera's M.O. She is so transparent it is laughable. The classless part gives me and my husband a good chuckle as well. How many times last night did she say she wanted the decorations to be "tasteful"...and she is marrying BAM? It just goes to show- you can put the girl in a Range Rover, dress her in the finest, accessorize her with Balenciaga and Cartier and she will still bend over and give anyone willing to look an unobstructed view of all her private lady bits. Over and over again. Now that is tasteful

And WTF? Bam drags in a 60 foot pine tree with an ATV into the house and April freaks out about the tree, the newly finished floors, a motor vehicle in the house and finally relents saying "There's another Mrs. Margera now- I'm done!" and then she goes looking for Missy saying, "Are you ok with this?" and Missy simply says "No" while looking on and drinking her wine. Of course she will let it happen- she is a bitch to Bam's wallet. She will let him do anything he wants so that she continues to get red boxes.

And who wants to bet Bam bought or paid of her parents house too? I'll throw in a buck. What are upper middle class houses in West Chester PA worth- $400k? So that is like peanuts to him. I wouldn't doubt it was part of wooing her. Her dad is dead, the mother can afford a large home and have a few kids including a special needs child and work? Maybe the dad's LI policy paid for it- but I bet her family is compensated in some way. What decent person would put up with that BS?

[baylor]

I know! 350 people at the wedding plus 98 girls at her shower. Gift-grabber much? They were registered at Bed, Bath, and Beyond plus the Pottery Barn. They were all items they could afford themselves. When celebs like them and Tori make it public where they are registered, it makes me suspicious that they are hoping fans and various members of the public will partake in the gift giving.
I know people want to be part of the celebration, but that's why some celebs like Christina Aguilera and others had people donate to charity or give them money so they could donate it themselves to a charity in particular.
Missy and Bam? They have all their friends, family, fans, etc. give them gifts.
Also, she brags about working at that sign shop, like it's suppossed to show that she's not after Bam's money. However, how serious can she be about her job/her job be if she takes off all that time to plan her wedding?!

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baylor said:

Also, she brags about working at that sign shop, like it's suppossed to show that she's not after Bam's money. However, how serious can she be about her job/her job be if she takes off all that time to plan her wedding?!

Maybe it was a slow time for all the "kick me" signs Bam must order. Then again- I'm sure she has made her fair share of "I'm with stupid" signs to wear to match her outfits.

And about the registry- I remember she registered for like 4# spatulas saying that they have a wide variety of guests who can't all afford Tiffany's. Well- then take their donation of $3 and put it towards Doctors without Borders. Missy doesn't even know how to cook. I'm sure $3 can buy a good batch of medical supplies for some poor rural African village.

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And who wants to bet Bam bought or paid of her parents house too? I'll throw in a buck. What are upper middle class houses in West Chester PA worth- $400k? So that is like peanuts to him. I wouldn't doubt it was part of wooing her. Her dad is dead, the mother can afford a large home and have a few kids including a special needs child and work? Maybe the dad's LI policy paid for it- but I bet her family is compensated in some way. What decent person would put up with that BS?

I get the feeling Bam spends a lot of money taking care of his friends and his friend's families and his friend's friends and their families and now Missy's family and friends too. I'm sure there's still plenty left over for other kinds of charity, though.

I've been wondering if he's contributed anything to Westchester (besides his celebrity presence). It seems that he can get away with a lot more law breaking than the average citizen in that town.

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Maybe he brings in tourism? He did throw a parade.

[hamhock]

Does he really make that much money off being a sk8rboi? Is that even what he "does"? Oh yeah, there's the whole "Jackass" thing too, but seriously, where does all his money come from?

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He's got endorsement deals for clothing, skateboards and equipment, he owns his own production video, he's directed videos for friends bands. So he probably does pretty well. Whether he still professionally competes or not, I don't know.

[baylor]

Anyone notice that when Missy's handicapped sister was giving her speech, everyone was really touched and some were even crying. Missy seemed the least touched of them and looked secretly annoyed. I wonder if Bam pays for any of her sister's medical/special needs bills.

[baylor]

Also, did anyone notice that in the previews, Missy is telling Bam that she wants to have a "nice normal traditional" wedding. Your marrying Bam! Your invitions have the word 'fuck' in them. There are antlers as decorations, your nails are painted black at your wedding, the guys aren't exactly wearing tuxs and look at your guests! Normal and traditional my ass!

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I was laughing last night when he claimed not to like strippers and prostitutes. Every man likes women who will get naked in front of them - it's ingrained in their genes.

I didn't even see Missy's sister until she gave the speech. I was thinking it was crappy that they went to Palm Springs and didn't take her. But what's with taking the parents on your bachelor party weekend? I've never heard of such a thing.