Lifetime Television for Women

[thecupcakekid]

Is that what happens at the end of that one? I can never make it to the end. That's the one where Krakowski's husband is the swim coach or something right, and the teen mom is a good swimmer, but has a baby?

[groovethang]

nursenoir said:

IIRC, there's a "Lifetime Movie Title Generator" somewhere out there in the ether. HubNoir and I are very fond of "Mother May I Sleep With Danger," but our fave title is "Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear."

This is great; I put in my name and location, my husband as a supporting character and pregnancy as the plot point and got:

The Fetus That Love Made

Lifetime Movie Title Generator

[realitybug]

I try to avoid lifetime movies. Everytime I start watching one, I can't stop and end up watching Lifetime for hours and hours.

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The Fetus That Love Made

I keep reading that as "The Fetus that made love" which is just wrong wrong wrong.

I do the same thing DenialTwist. I think it's because they do so many theme weekends like they'll have a whole weekend of "A woman scorned" movies and then a whole saturday of movies about eating disorders or pregnant teens.

[realitybug]

lol. Okay, I tried that generator.

I put my name in (Naomi), my husband as a supporting character. I said I was a hooker and it revolved around cancer.

The title?

A Tumor called Naomi.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[kanding]

I put in my name (Susan), "scurvy" and "hooker" and got:

A Sore Called Susan

At least it wasn't, "An Oozing Lesion Called Susan" or " An Open, Weeping Sore Called Susan"

[Brookie]

Hey, I got "A Lesion Called Susan" (that's me, too). Damn.

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I got "Overcoming My Addiction: A Promise to My Husband"

Awesome. Sadly my addiction is to celebrity gossip/television message boards which is not nearly as exciting as meth.

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I got Danielle Steel's Brutal Purging

Love it.

[chiquita]

nursenoir said:

Baby Monitor: Sound of Fear

That movie was originally made for USA. (so embarrassed that I know that)

I'm a sucker for a good Lifetime movie. My favorite are the theme weekends they used to do (and may still do, I don't know), where all of the movies have Secret in the title, or they're all movies starring Charlie's Angels. Every time Danielle Steele's Chances comes on (starring Cheryl Ladd), I'm glued to the set. And I, too, loved She's Too Young, about the dangers of syphilis and oral sex.