Songs That Make You Want to Rip Your Ears Off

[Hamatron]

Word to all the Kelly Clarkson nods. I was ok with 'Miss Independent' the first 50 or so times I heard it, and most of her music to me is bland and ignorable. But she flew to the the top of my radio shitlist with her 'Since You've Been Gone.' Ever notice how somewhere in the second verse or so the track starts beeping like a car door that's been left open? It seriously gives me a headache and drives me nuts.

And I will nominate anything by Usher. If I ever hear 'Hey' or 'My Confessions' I will have a stroke.

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jw7579 said:

One song that I. Just. LOATHE is "Mr. Mom" by Lonestar. It's about a guy that loses his job and he whines about

- Pampers smelling in the Maytag drawer
- Crayons going one drawer higher
- Rewinding Barney for the fifteenth, sixteenth, and eighteenth time (I guess "seventeenth" isn't catchy enough)
- Sweet potatoes in his lazy chair

And then at the end of the song, he's relieved that his wife is home.

What a pantywaste.

Well
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr. Mom

Football, soccer and ballet
Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list she left
That's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's more than any maid can take
Being Mr. Mom

[tinyshoes]

marinemom said:

jw7579 said:

One song that I. Just. LOATHE is "Mr. Mom" by Lonestar. It's about a guy that loses his job and he whines about

- Pampers smelling in the Maytag drawer
- Crayons going one drawer higher
- Rewinding Barney for the fifteenth, sixteenth, and eighteenth time (I guess "seventeenth" isn't catchy enough)
- Sweet potatoes in his lazy chair

And then at the end of the song, he's relieved that his wife is home.

What a pantywaste.

Well
Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time
Breakfast, six naps at nine
There's bubble gum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday
Mr. Mom

Football, soccer and ballet
Squeeze in Scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list she left
That's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
It's more than any maid can take
Being Mr. Mom

You might have to stick that in the Horrible Song Lyrics thread. My eyes! My eyes!

[realitybug]

Someone end Hollaback Girl.

[Hamatron]

Gwen Stefani's solo work is all ass to me. Just... gah. Stop pimping your ugly clothing line in all your songs. I don't care that you think Vivienne Westwood is a cool place to shop. Bring back the band and dump the appropriated "Haraijuku" (sp?) "entourage." And no, she's not a Hollerback Girl. She's like, ten years older than me. She's a woman. She has no business stepping with someone behind the bleachers of a HS.

[caeryniah51]

I hate these songs:
"Lose my breath" by Destiny's Child
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" by John Mayer
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
"I Am I Said" by Neil Diamond

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I want to know what the hell Eminem's new song is all about. WTF is that? ("It's the one that goes, "I ain't never see an ass like that/the way you move it you make my pee-pee go doing, doing, doing...") I've liked some of his work but it seems like lately he's just writing for his 13 year old guy fans. Also, almost the entire song is devoted to blasting Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Does Eminem have the thinnest skin ever or what??? That thing happened years ago, and it was nothing at the time! Get over it, you douche.

[speciousreasoning]

Hotel California. I live in San Jose and there seems to be a city bylaw to play that song on the radio stations at least three times a day EACH. Drives me nuts.
Landslide. Makes me want to rip my ears off and other body parts too. In the immortal words of Joey Tribianni, I want to rip my own arm off just so I can beat the person who sings this song with it (all of them).
Anything by Prince is annoying. Said bylaw in San Jose says we must play "When Doves Cry" at least four times a day.
And yes, Gwen Stefani's solo work must die a really horrible death. "Rich Girl" is just the worst song ever, especially for a huge fan of "If I were a Rich Man" from Fiddler on the Roof. Shut up, Gwen.

[Gabbycatsmom]

hobbes said:

If I hear any 50 Cent song one more time, I may just have to kill someone. My God, how is this man popular? I fear for our future.

Also, Trick Daddy's "Sugar" is just a big ol' pile of suck. And it gets played every. 30. minutes. Rage people! Raaaaage.

Amen to that! This guy and his plastic/sillyputty skin gives me the willies. He thinks way to much of himself, believes his own publicity, has really skanky video's that I think you can catch diseases from from watching and besides, everytime I seem him my gaydar Pings.

[spinsterliz]

What bugs me most about "Hollaback Girl" is the way Gwen Stefani has to say "shit" every ten seconds. Uh huh, this my shit! This my shit! This my shit! She reminds me of a little kid who keeps saying a bad word because she likes the attention she gets from it. Gwen, you're 35, saying "shit" a hundred times in a row doesn't make you a badass. And also, why the hell is someone in her thirties singing about fighting with cheerleaders behind the bleachers? I mean, just grow up, will you, Gwen?

I really hate the song "Candy Shop." It's so bad, words can't express. 50Cent sounds like he's stoned out of his head while he sings it, it's so monotone (and he probably was stoned out of his head).