Songs That Make You Want to Rip Your Ears Off

[Cinchona]

The New Radicals' "You Get What You Give" is high on my list of intolerable songs.

[lemons]

Okay who is the Rosie Perez-esque female singer that goes,

"Don't ___ (because I can't make it out. It can't be too risque if it's played on local radio) with my heart". It's a rap song with this phrase being used over and over again. It totally, totally sucks.

Along with that "Chariot" song! Ugh.

[Cinchona]

Okay who is the Rosie Perez-esque female singer that goes,

"Don't ___ (because I can't make it out. It can't be too risque if it's played on local radio) with my heart". It's a rap song with this phrase being used over and over again. It totally, totally sucks.

That's Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas. She's singing "Don't phunk with my heart."

[kateln]

matinee said:

F*cking Nickelback:

And I love your lack of self respect
While you're passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck

Ooooh, I checked out this thread specifically to see if this song was mentioned. It is so awful and horrific. I'm glad to see that so many others hate it just as much.

Gah! This song sucks! Sucks! And Blows! All at the same damn time!

[Shalamar]

That "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song. Arrrgh. Conceited much?

[lyrasilver]

Pretty much every song that's on my coworker's Launchcast radio. It's set to pop hits or something, and every song is a freakin' horror. A small sampling of what I hear on a daily basis - "Mr. Lonely," "Hollaback Girl," "Don't Phunk With My Heart," and songs by Asslee Simpson and Lindsay Lohan. Right now it's playing Christina Milian's "Dip It Low." Honestly, I'm thinking I might start playing my grandiose instrumental movie sountrack CDs to drown it out.

That "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song. Arrrgh. Conceited much?

Not only does that song suck, but there's a commercial advertising the CD it's on that makes me want to fling the remote at the TV. Bony, ugly girls gyrating to that insipid song. And the name of the group is some offensive-but-meant-to-be-sexy thing like the Pussycat Dolls or something. Hate.

[tinyshoes]

shalamar said:

That "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me" song. Arrrgh. Conceited much?

Everytime that song comes on, all I can understand is the chorus. So I've come to two conclusions:
1. it's a classic homewrecker anthem.
2. they're trying to show an ex-boyfriend what he's missing.
All in all, the song sounds like your typical dance-pop fluff that will soon be forgotten.

I forget the name of the latest Kelly Clarkson disaster, but God I hate that song. And what is she wearing in that video? That bodysuit thingy looks like a Fredricks reject. What is she trying to do? Become a rocker? Get "edgy" (quotes intentional)? All she's doing is looking like the biggest poseur this side of Avril.

[huntergrayson]

It should be noted that the Pussycat Dolls are a slightly famous cabaret-esque group of strippers at 40 Deuce, in LA. If you're a young Hollywood actress, it's considered cool and like, paying your skank dues to perform with them for a night. Eva Longora, Carmen Electra and pretty much everyone has done it.

So they're like a manufactured super-skank group. I actually really like the song, for some reason.

"Lonely" is the most intolerable thing ever. Oh, I don't know if they play it outside of LA, but does anyone remember "Going Crazy" by Natalee? Ick.

[blondie]

lyrasilver said:

Bony, ugly girls gyrating to that insipid song. And the name of the group is some offensive-but-meant-to-be-sexy thing like the Pussycat Dolls or something. Hate.

I actually like the song (yeah, I know. I'm not real proud of it.) but God, are you right about their looks. I can't believe, having seen the video, that the Pussycat Dolls are supposed to be hot. Those women are Fug On The Hoof.

[hobbes]

If I hear any 50 Cent song one more time, I may just have to kill someone. My God, how is this man popular? I fear for our future.

Also, Trick Daddy's "Sugar" is just a big ol' pile of suck. And it gets played every. 30. minutes. Rage people! Raaaaage.