Songs That Make You Want to Rip Your Ears Off

[dwanollah]

I heard one of my all-time hates today: "The Lady in Red." That song makes me want to wear black for the rest of my life.

[Alexis Machine]

Mar 25, 2011 21:47:08 GMT -4 @dwanollah said:

I heard one of my all-time hates today: "The Lady in Red." That song makes me want to wear black for the rest of my life.

It makes me want to watch American Psycho again.

[sjankis630]

Ha I just wanted to chime in on some of the hate thus far.
To those who hate Kesha's "Tik Tok" how do you feel about Miley Cyrus's "Party in the USA?" They were produced/written by the same person a gentleman by the name of Dr Luke. He is award winning and also managed to provide a couple of songs ("I Kissed a Girl") being one of them to Katy Perry's hit album "Teenage Dream."
Wow that is the trifecta. Hate Hate Hate all contributed by the same guy.
I always thought "Tik Tok" and "Party in the USA" sounded similar.

[hushhush]

Mar 25, 2011 15:17:46 GMT -4 Auroranorth said:

Heart's "All I Wanna Do Is Make Love to You." Use a sperm bank, for God's sake- don't drag in some guy who had no clue what was really going on. Yuck.

Oh lordy. That song is soooooo sooo bad! It's like a bad soap opera plot put to music. This is the worst part to me, and is definitely worthy of the worst song lyrics thread:

So we found this hotel, it was a place I knew well
We made magic that night. Oh, he did everything right
He brought the woman out of me, so many times, easily
And in the morning when he woke all I left him was a note
I told him I am the flower you are the seed
We walked in the garden we planted a tree

So, she sleeps with this random roadside stranger just once and gets pregnant. Not that this doesn't happen, but unless he had some super sperm and/or she had an ovulation kit working and whatnot, the one-night stand to get pregnant has me a bit skeptical. Then, of course, she has to run into him years later with the child he sired.

Someone once called the Delilah show (shut up! I was driving late at night and couldn't get any other station!) and had a similar story and asked her to play this song for her. Ugh.


I had to sit through one of my all time least-fav cringeworthy ear-bleeders at a wedding recently: "Because You Loved Me" by Celine Dion.

Celine produced a lot of songs which made me lunge for the preset buttons, but this has got to be one of the worst. I particularly hate this bit:

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn't speak
You were my eyes when I couldn't see

Back when that song was in heavy rotation on the radio, my best friend and I would make up alternate lyrics to that section.

You were the Band-Aid when I skinned my knee
You were the Hartz when my dog had fleas
You were the public restroom when I had to pee....


Feel free to chime in

[divasahm]

You were the rapist I had to flee...

[Ripley]

You were the pot I used to brew my tea...

[Sunbaby]

You were the Kleenex when I had to sneeze...

[Smilla]

These posts are making me cry. I have a sick, sick love for that "Because You Loved Me." I can't explain it because it's cliche as all hell, and could be interpreted as a Stalker (or maybe that should be Stockholm Syndrome) Song, but I really love it.

[americanchai]

You were the Sue Sylvester in my "Glee"...

[mmmkrimpets]

Grenade by Bruno Mars

I'd catch a grenade for you
Throw my hand on a blade for you
I'd jump in front of a train for you
You know I'd do anything for you
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

Really? You'd put your life in danger or allow it to be snuffed out completely for a woman who you know doesn't give a shit about you? She must have had one hell of a vajajay or some heavy duty Dyson skills to have you that sprung. Seriously the FCC should pass a law to ban all males singers from recording songs about a pussywhipped guy who gets dumped by some chick who's just not into you.

Also someone please tell me that the Kanye/Katy E.T/Supernatural song was in Transformers 7 or some summer blockbuster because if it wasn't W.T.F, seriously?

Maroon 5 and Christina A should have their Grammies revoked for that Mick Jagger song. It sounds like a scratched record skipping every ten seconds.