Horrible Song Lyrics

[Mouse]

Feh. I always thought Byrne was overrated.

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Although the tune for the new Timbaland song is kinda catchy, the fact that it's called "The way I are" really makes me want to set my ears on fire.

[lulu622]

amyluna said:

Although the tune for the new Timbaland song is kinda catchy, the fact that it's called "The way I are" really makes me want to set my ears on fire.

I feel the same way.

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lulu622 said:

amyluna said:

Although the tune for the new Timbaland song is kinda catchy, the fact that it's called "The way I are" really makes me want to set my ears on fire.

I feel the same way.

Me too - and even worse, I think I hear him sing the line this way, "Can you handle me the way I'm are?" It's a shame because it is catchy, which just means that awful grammar is in my head all day driving me nuts.

[lulu622]

larisa said:

lulu622 said:

I feel the same way.

Me too - and even worse, I think I hear him sing the line this way, "Can you handle me the way I'm are?" It's a shame because it is catchy, which just means that awful grammar is in my head all day driving me nuts.

Now I feel better because I have been hearing that as well.

[dwanollah]

Speaking of which, when I was listening to bad 70s music the other day, I caught something in "Afternoon Delight" that I'd missed the previous ten kabillion times I heard it:

"Thinkin' of you is workin' up a appetite"

*sigh*

[Shanmac]

"Thinkin' of you is workin' up a appetite"

I just threw up in my mouth.

How 'bout this, guys? "Cupid's Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes:

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

You, sir, do not know what love is.

[duskwolf]

I hate made-up words in songs.

"Californication", "Un-Break", "Feenin'" and while I technically hate the name "D'yer Ma'ker", at least it's not actually a part of the song.

(There are passable exceptions to this rule: If the word you devised actually means something that you actually understand when you hear it and isn't needlessly made up - think "Wonderwall" - or catchy names, like "Abacab")

[Ripley]

duskwolf said:

I hate made-up words in songs.

"Californication", "Un-Break", "Feenin'" and while I technically hate the name "D'yer Ma'ker", at least it's not actually a part of the song.

(There are passable exceptions to this rule: If the word you devised actually means something that you actually understand when you hear it and isn't needlessly made up - think "Wonderwall" - or catchy names, like "Abacab")

Or Mary J. Blige: "Don't need no hateration, holleration in this dancerie." That's so appallingly bad that it crosses the line to good.

[jennipoo]

ripley said:

duskwolf said:

I hate made-up words in songs.

"Californication", "Un-Break", "Feenin'" and while I technically hate the name "D'yer Ma'ker", at least it's not actually a part of the song.

(There are passable exceptions to this rule: If the word you devised actually means something that you actually understand when you hear it and isn't needlessly made up - think "Wonderwall" - or catchy names, like "Abacab")

Or Mary J. Blige: "Don't need no hateration, holleration in this dancerie." That's so appallingly bad that it crosses the line to good.

You're just saying that 'cause you know she'd cut a bitch.