Horrible Song Lyrics

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What? No love for "My heart's about to beat right out my unnntrimmed chest"?

[comfortablynumb]

I love Train.

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I...like Train. Whipping Boy is a good song in my opnion. And they did an awesome cover of Dream On at a tribute to Aerosmith.

[darlingnikki]

Anna Kendrick's "Cups"...welcome to your thread. What did you pick up a book on how to rhyme by Dr. Seuss and then forget the sections on meaning and wit?

Also, I heard No Doubt's "Don't Speak" this morning. "Don't tell me 'cause IT HURTS"?!?!?! GAH!

And if there were Razzies for singing and songwriting, both would go to Zedd/Foxes' "Clarity". That song...oh, lordy that song.

Oh, forgot my favorite of late: Ed Sheeran's "The A-Team", where "they scream 'the worst things in life come free to us!'" Because, yeah, that's something people are likely to be screaming, like, ever.

[darlingnikki]

I guess it's been long enough that this doesn't count as a double-post.

I just heard The Fray's new song today.

The title already sets my teeth on edge ("Love Don't Die"? Blech). Normally, I love their stuff. I think that they have decent stuff for radio and I typically enjoy their non-single stuff (I never get tired of "Say When" or "Rainy Zurich").

This, though? The music, I like a lot. The lyrics are killing it for me, though.

[Lisa Miller]

I loathe pretty much the whole song, but the entire rap verse in Katy Perry's song Dark Horse is THE WORST:

The bolded lines I particularly loathe.

She’s a beast
I call her Karma (come back)
She eats your heart out
Like Jeffrey Dahmer (woo)
Be careful
Try not to lead her on
Shorty’s heart is on steroids
Cause her love is so strong
You may fall in love
When you meet her
If you get the chance you better keep her
She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart
She'll turn cold as a freezer
That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor
She can be my Sleeping Beauty
I’m gon’ put her in a coma
Woo!
Damn I think I love her
Shorty so bad, I’m sprung and I don’t care
She ride me like a roller coaster
Turned the bedroom into a fair (a fair!)
Her love is like a drug
I was tryna hit it and quit it
But lil' mama so dope
I messed around and got addicted

[boxofrocks]

Before I even scrolled down, I knew that the Jeffrey Dahmer reference was going to be in there. Seriously, why does he need to be name checked? I also don't like how Juicy J drags out the last syllable of the word "addicted."

[captain]

"Talk diry to me" makes me want to puncture my ear drums with a baby spoon.

I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat on my lap, girl
Riding comfortable
Cause I know what the girl them need We hates it!
New York to Haiti
I got lipstick stamps on my passport
You make it hard to leave

[narm]

I'm sure that this has been covered, but I still hear "Blurred Lines" way too much for my liking. Each stanza is a women's studies thesis just waiting to be written. It makes me want to punch Robin Thicke in the dumb nose.

[eclair]

Apr 4, 2014 17:52:01 GMT -4 captain said:

"Talk diry to me" makes me want to puncture my ear drums with a baby spoon.

Did someone say "Talk dirty to me" and "baby (spoon)"?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPLWKBWkn3s

From The Jimmy Kimmel Show, it's a clip of Tom Hanks trying to pagent dad "Sophie Hanks" to winning the Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby pagent.