Horrible Song Lyrics

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And yet it's not nearly as bad as the line in his new song "Stronger", which goes "Heard they'd do anything for a Klondike
Well I'd do anything for a blonde d***"
(Rhymes with, you know, Klondike, as if there aren't any other words that could possibly rhyme with it).

You know what makes that so much worse? He's already used a line like that in another song! From "Late" (on Late Registration):

"Like them eskimos, what would you do for a Klondike?
Or two xxxxs that look Christina Milian like"

Although looking up the lyrics for that reminded me of one of my personal favorites from the same song:

"Will I make it from the student loans to a Benz-o?
Like old folks pissin, I guess it all (Depends), Oh,"

[janejollity]

That's all pretty bad, but I don't know if anything can beat Chingy's "Gimme whatcha got fo' a pork chop", from the epic "Right Thurr".

[Sunbaby]

It's Inuit, Kanye you freaking idiot!

Now that rhyme makes sense!

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I was subjected to "Cater to you" (mentioned upthread) yesterday at work. At least 5 times.

Also, I hate Beyoncé. Grrrrrr, shut up.

For those not in the know, Cater 2 U goes a little like this;

Beyonce:
Let me help you take off your shoes
Untie your shoe strings, take off your cufflinks
What you wanna eat, Boo, let me feed you
Let me run your bath water
Whatever you desire, I'll supply ya
Sing you a song, turn my game on
I'll brush your hair, help you put your do-rag on
Wanna foot rub, want a manicure
Baby, I'm yours
I wanna cater to you, boy

Only it sounds crappier when you actually hear it.

[Shanmac]

Whoa. Who was playing that crap at work? Aren't there laws against making people work under that kind of conditions?

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Really, it was like a test in stamina.

How many times can we play this song until AmyLuna cracks and destroys the cd whilst ranting about sexist insepid lyrics?

Answer: 5 times. Then I disobeyed my boss and changed the music to equally dumb but more bearable dance music.

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I don't what the song is or who sings it, but everytime I hear:

"She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk 'em!"

I cringe.

And also, would Kanye really do ANYTHING for a Klondike?

[mrpancake]

No, but he would do anything for a blonde d*ke.

[Smilla]

anything for a blonde d*ke.

'Cause nothing makes lyrics containing a "humorous" reference to O.J. Simpson better like a homophobic slur! Good job, Kanye.

[Shanmac]

Kanye is such a stupid tool. Every time I hear that song (way too often, because it's on constant rotation here), I just marvel at the stupidity of the lyrics. Which are made funnier to me by things of read about Kanye's enormous ego (and absolutely certainty that he's a genius) and temper tantrums because he didn't win any VMAs. Ha!