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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2014 13:39:13 GMT -4
I guess I'm officially a former Madonna fan because I'm not the least bit interesting in hearing this leaked new music of hers.
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Post by Auroranorth on Dec 18, 2014 15:26:43 GMT -4
I still love early Madonna, but I burned out somewhere around Ray of Light.
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Post by Freelance Exorcist on Dec 18, 2014 23:34:17 GMT -4
Entire new album leaked before it was announced. She described it as "terrorism" and "artistic rape". I can understand her anger, but heffa please. OK, celebrities, that's it. Time for some schoolin'. You know what's just like rape? Fucking rape. Period. That's all. It isn't getting paid to do a photo shoot where you're primped and pampered and made to look sexy then Photoshopped into perfection (fuck you, Johnny Depp). It isn't having the paparazzi you called to follow you around actually, you know, follow you around (fuck you, Kristen Stewart). And it certainly isn't having your album leaked before the producers and Auto-Tuners can get to it to disguise how shitty you really sound (fuck you, Madonna, with 200 more fuck yous for belittling countless victims of terrorism at the same time). Every time you compare some moderately inconvenient aspect of your otherwise cushy lives to being held down and violated against your will or being violently blown up while you go about your daily business, you earn a slapping point from me. Get a full punch card, and I will use my hard-earned vacation time to fly to your location and personally punch you in the throat. And I will be sure to wear a metal gauntlet when I do so. People who compare mundane shit to rape or terrorism and claim they couldn't possibly identify with feminism because they shave their pits and like boys (tee hee!) earn slapping points. I will be focusing on upper body toning in 2015 for the express purpose of slapping you so hard your grandkids will feel it. Seriously, I've come to the conclusion that "(mildly oogy thing I sorta have to put up with) is totally like rape!" is the "let them eat cake" of the 21st century. With the exception that while Marie Antoinette may have never uttered the latter statement, today's celebrities throw the former around like it's nothing because they are so completely lacking in self-awareness and empathy that it is actually scary. TL;DR: celebrities suck. And the next time one of them wants to whine about how horrible the "haters" are, I hope that someone with more free time than I have has collected the clueless, callous and sociopathic things they say in order to throw them back in their faces and say "we don't hate you because we're jealous, we hate you because you're horrible narcissists."
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Post by scarletprincess on Dec 18, 2014 23:40:18 GMT -4
Entire new album leaked before it was announced. She described it as "terrorism" and "artistic rape". I can understand her anger, but heffa please. OK, celebrities, that's it. Time for some schoolin'. You know what's just like rape? Fucking rape. Period. That's all. It isn't getting paid to do a photo shoot where you're primped and pampered and made to look sexy then Photoshopped into perfection (fuck you, Johnny Depp). It isn't having the paparazzi you called to follow you around actually, you know, follow you around (fuck you, Kristen Stewart). And it certainly isn't having your album leaked before the producers and Auto-Tuners can get to it to disguise how shitty you really sound (fuck you, Madonna, with 200 more fuck yous for belittling countless victims of terrorism at the same time). Every time you compare some moderately inconvenient aspect of your otherwise cushy lives to being held down and violated against your will, you earn a slapping point from me. Get a full punch card, and I will use my hard-earned vacation time to fly to your location and personally punch you in the throat. And I will be sure to wear a metal gauntlet when I do so. People who compare mundane shit to rape and claim they couldn't possibly identify with feminism because they shave their pits and like boys (tee hee!) earn slapping points. I will be focusing on upper body toning in 2015 for the express purpose of slapping you so hard your grandkids will feel it. Seriously, I've come to the conclusion that "(mildly oogy thing I sorta have to put up with) is totally like rape!" is the "let them eat cake" of the 21st century. With the exception that while Marie Antoinette may have never uttered the latter statement, today's celebrities throw the former around like it's nothing because they are so completely lacking in self-awareness and empathy that it is actually scary. TL;DR: celebrities suck. And the next time one of them wants to whine about how horrible the "haters" are, I hope that someone with more free time than I have has collected the clueless, callous and sociopathic things they say in order to throw them back in their faces and say "we don't hate you because we're jealous, we hate you because you're horrible narcissists." *golf clap* What an outstanding post. And a great reason to focus on upper body toning.
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Post by Freelance Exorcist on Dec 18, 2014 23:44:52 GMT -4
Thank you! And any motivation to get in shape is good.
Seriously, I apologize in advance for any excessive vitriol I dump on celebs in the weeks to come. I'm dealing with a real life situation* that is, shall we say, vexing, and because I can't unload in real life**, I'm letting the celebrities have it. They can afford to pay people to make them feel good about themselves, so I'm not worried.
*Long story **This is what people do when they don't have time for therapy.
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Post by lea1977 on Dec 19, 2014 7:43:51 GMT -4
I still love early Madonna, but I burned out somewhere around Ray of Light. Me as well, that was by far her best work.
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Post by mmmkrimpets on Dec 19, 2014 11:07:13 GMT -4
Entire new album leaked before it was announced. She described it as "terrorism" and "artistic rape". I can understand her anger, but heffa please. OK, celebrities, that's it. Time for some schoolin'. You know what's just like rape? Fucking rape. Period. That's all. It isn't getting paid to do a photo shoot where you're primped and pampered and made to look sexy then Photoshopped into perfection (fuck you, Johnny Depp). It isn't having the paparazzi you called to follow you around actually, you know, follow you around (fuck you, Kristen Stewart). And it certainly isn't having your album leaked before the producers and Auto-Tuners can get to it to disguise how shitty you really sound (fuck you, Madonna, with 200 more fuck yous for belittling countless victims of terrorism at the same time). Every time you compare some moderately inconvenient aspect of your otherwise cushy lives to being held down and violated against your will or being violently blown up while you go about your daily business, you earn a slapping point from me. Get a full punch card, and I will use my hard-earned vacation time to fly to your location and personally punch you in the throat. And I will be sure to wear a metal gauntlet when I do so. People who compare mundane shit to rape or terrorism and claim they couldn't possibly identify with feminism because they shave their pits and like boys (tee hee!) earn slapping points. I will be focusing on upper body toning in 2015 for the express purpose of slapping you so hard your grandkids will feel it. Seriously, I've come to the conclusion that "(mildly oogy thing I sorta have to put up with) is totally like rape!" is the "let them eat cake" of the 21st century. With the exception that while Marie Antoinette may have never uttered the latter statement, today's celebrities throw the former around like it's nothing because they are so completely lacking in self-awareness and empathy that it is actually scary. TL;DR: celebrities suck. And the next time one of them wants to whine about how horrible the "haters" are, I hope that someone with more free time than I have has collected the clueless, callous and sociopathic things they say in order to throw them back in their faces and say "we don't hate you because we're jealous, we hate you because you're horrible narcissists." Mic drop.
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Post by FotoStoreSheila on Dec 19, 2014 12:13:26 GMT -4
People who compare mundane shit to rape or terrorism and claim they couldn't possibly identify with feminism because they shave their pits and like boys (tee hee!) earn slapping points. I will be focusing on upper body toning in 2015 for the express purpose of slapping you so hard your grandkids will feel it. Oh, how this made me cackle! So loud and hard, that I had to disguise it by pretending to cough.
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Post by kateln on Dec 21, 2014 12:36:39 GMT -4
Oh Madonna? Please remove that stick, and your head, from your ass. You used to have a sense of humor and realism about yourself.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2015 10:55:25 GMT -4
Oy Vey This art project of Madonna's is more like something an 8th grader would do that would cause her parents to be called in for a meeting. "Madonna is a wonderful and imaginative child who means well, but sometimes she gets carried away with her need to be perceived as a rebellious artist." Madonna's parents proceed to have a talk with her and she pouts and goes to her room and gets on her FB page to bitch about it. FB Friend: I NO!!! They don't understand how genus you are!!!! Someday youll be famis and won't give them nothing for what they did to you!!!
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