Janet Jackson

[rattlerbrat]

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[nadia]

Gah, her face does look like Jabba.

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Heh, Rattlerbrat, talk about TMI...

But thanks for sharing....

Janet cannot sing....and the breast exposure was a gambit to take the heat off of her bro. IMO.

[kostgard]

Why does every Jackson think it's attractive to have their nose pinched up, so that we get full frontal nostril?

God, no kidding. Why did LaToya and Janet look at Michael and think, "hey, that looks great! I'll get that done to my nose too! Who needs an actual nose when I can just have a gill implanted in the middle of my face?"

[swanflake]

rattlerbrat said:

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I can barely make anything out in that pic.

I guess this is stupid of me, but I kept imaging the tattoo in color.

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What do you think she has done to her face? Besides the 2 nose jobs... does anyone think she did something to her jaw?

How many husbands did she keep secret... one or two... and why?

[gloworm]

On the Rosie O' Donnell show in the 90s, she said she has a tattoo near her hip of Minnie Mouse giving Mickey Mouse oral sex (she worded it differently, of course). Has anyone ever actually seen a picture of that tattoo? I've always been really curious to check it out.

That family definitely has issues w/ sexuality (yes, judging all of them based on the most famous two.)

It seemed that for a while, Janet was "exploring her sexuality" on each new album. I remember thinking "you're getting up there in age, Janet, what else is left to explore...move on"

She looked great in the "Love Will Never Do Without You" video.
(as did Djimon Hounsou)

[snarkyfish]

carrier76 said:

I remember on something on MTV in the '90s (I don't remember what it was), Kurt Loder made the comment that Janet was always about 3 years behind Madonna. This was right around the time that the "janet" album came out. I took that to heart, and for the most part, he was right.

Janet never left the Sex-Book period though...

I couldn't agree more with this post. I used to love Janet. Now if I can be bothered to even care I find I can't stand her. But most of the time I don't think of her at all or simply find her so boring and dated. The woman is so tired and stuck in the past. The same old song over and over presented as "new" material. But the dance moves!! - especially the dance moves! They really age her - noone but her and her brother and the sad imitating Justin Timberlake aka The Punk Ass Bitch dance like that. In fact even Justin has managed to "update" and give some kind of new millenium "flow" to his MJ impersonation because his dancing at least doesn't look as so damn "totally played out since 1989" as Janet's.

And yes poor Ms Jackson thinks that this is still the Sex Book era and that people might buy her mediocre albums if she "bears" herself at a televised football game. Either that or Janet was being at that moment just as plain insane as we've discovered she is. "Sane" one in the Jackson family my ass. The woman is one bitchy diva. But what woman of her celebrity wouldn't have been? But DAMN bitch is crazy with a capital C. She has that Jackson insanity like all the rest of the Clan. She just managed to keep it under wraps for longer probably because she had better reps and PR people and tighter confidentiality agreements.

And surgery wise too I'm tired of her being put up as the one Jackson family member who didn't go too far with it and doesn't look at all like a freak. Have these people really LOOKED at pictures of Janet standing or sitting next to normal people or people who have not cut up their faces and bodies as much as she? Just last year Janet posed with Mary J Blige and Beyonce for a spread in Ebony or Essence or some such other. Man! It was shocking! Janet looked hellish! The freak was plain to see all over her face and her famous smile looked frightful and so artificial. The amount of surgery was plain to see. Beyonce looked fresh and gorgegous and natural. Even Mary J looked more attractive next to Ms Janet simply because she looked somewhat natural and vaguely humanoid. Ugh!! I'll never forget it.

And I'll never be fooled. Even before I saw that series of photos with Bouncy and Mary I'd already seen it in other photos for at least a year previous to that spread. Janet looks downright weird and over-processed in some photos. The only advantage she has over Michael and La Toya is that she is not so far gone that if she poses right in a solo picture by herself in flaterring lighting the damage isn't seen as much. She may not be Michael or La Toya league but she's definately in Cher's league. Janet's been looking freaky since about 2002/3 at the very least. 90's Janet was where she should've stopped but like her siblings she had to keep pushing it further till it wasn't flattering anymore. She looks older than her 39 years and not as pretty as she did just 5 years ago.

Put down the knife Janet!! Stop before you're going out in public in PJ's and dancing on an SUV wondering what happening to you, girl.

[monsterzero]

And desperate times call for desperate titties.

I will make a movie and this will be it's catch phrase!

[snarkyfish]

And desperate times call for desperate titties.

Oh yes God! those were some sad, old things.

Note to Ms Janet: Breast implants need replacing every few years as they tend to sag faster than natural breast tissue. I'm sorry your surgeon did not remind you of this plain fact of the law of nature and physics. Anyway, we'll let it slide this time round. Treat yourself to a fresh pair of implants accompanied by a breast lift before your next pre-album release publicity driven Superbowl extravanganza. M-kay?