Janet Jackson

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A size queen means a woman who likes/needs her men biiiiig.

Also, at the Superbowl, didn't she also wear some version of that strange half-way around drape thing around her waist? My first thought was that she was trying to camoflage a little bit of weight gain in the butt area.

[FotoStoreSheila]

didn't she also wear some version of that strange half-way around drape thing around her waist? My first thought was that she was trying to camoflage a little bit of weight gain in the butt area.

Janet tends to pack on the pounds between albums. I think she looks softer and younger with a little meat on her bones. The over-muscled look makes her appear manly and plasticised. I actually really like the outfit, but I wish she would just commit to the full skirt, istead of just draping fabric around a pencil skirt.

[yonkerschik]

JD sure is grimy...

[jaghetersimon]

Yeah, but maybe he's, ahem, packing. That's what I meant by the size queen comment. it could explain their relationship.

Plus he has stood by her through some serious things (nipplegate, her brother's trial, etc). So I'm starting to believe that he might be good people. In that case, I hope that they stay together for a long time.

[gloworm]

And desperate times call for desperate titties.

That would make a great bumper sticker.....or t-shirt.

[brinksteria]

From the Michael Jackson thread:

wol said:

As for the parenting skills of Ma and Pa Jackson, I'd like to point out that they have nine children, and only one is a lunatic. Even LaToya at her worst was only self-destructive at best.

ETA: LurkerNan got here first, but I'll add the part about Janet pawning her own kid off on Rebbie for the sake of her career.

Whoa. Wait. Janet Jackson has a child that Rebbie took custody of ... when did this happen?

[rattlerbrat]

Don't you think that if any of Reebie's children were Janet's, this mystery child would've said something by now? Like, "My mother is Janet Jackson"?

And I'm also a serious Jermet fan, and I thank GOD they never went the way of Bennifer. Every time I see them together, I just say "AWWW!"

[jaghetersimon]

Don't you think that if any of Reebie's children were Janet's, this mystery child would've said something by now? Like, "My mother is Janet Jackson"?

Maybe the (now grown-up) child has no clue? It wouldn't be the first time that a kid grew up thinking that their real mom was their aunt or their sister or something. Just ask Jack Nicholsen.

[Malle Babbe]

Besides which, that family is such a well-oiled-machine of dysfunction that if that child does know Janet is her mother they also know that they run the risk of being shunned and banished from the entire family if they saying anything in public or refuse to play along in private.

[monsterzero]

Besides which, that family is such a well-oiled-machine of dysfunction that if that child does know Janet is her mother they also know that they run the risk of being shunned and banished from the entire family if they saying anything in public or refuse to play along in private.

And they're thrown out of the Rhythm Nation as well.