Tiger Woods

[may2]

Leaving his home at 2am, for where?

Trying to be first in line for a black Friday Xmas sale.

[divasahm]

I have to admit, as a parent the first thing I thought of when I read the circumstances of the accident was "He woke up in middle of night to a crying baby and found that there were no more diapers, necessitating a trip to the nearest all-night grocery/pharmacy/convenience store". I really hope that's all that happened, but Tiger's temper has been a source of media attention this past season (lots of cursing and club-throwing in major tourneys), so it's very easy to believe that he was pissed off about something and drove off mad.

Also, in the CNN report I read, his wife was referred to as a supermodel. I thought she was Retief Goosen's kids' nanny before she met Tiger--did I miss a modeling career in there somewhere?

[Ninja Bunny]

He woke up in middle of night to a crying baby and found that there were no more diapers...

I hope so too because I like the guy and think he has a very nice family.

[may2]

She was working as an au pair for Jesper Parnivek when they met. She had worked as a model.

[Ginger]

his wife was referred to as a supermodel.

Nobody respects the word supermodel anymore. Any athlete who marries some chick who once did some catalogue modeling, or landed a spread in Maxim on the basis of being with a famous athlete, is promoted to "supermodel".

[Deleted]

This is shocking to me, he has always struck me as someone totally in control of everything.

[spider]

I have to admit, as a parent the first thing I thought of when I read the circumstances of the accident was "He woke up in middle of night to a crying baby and found that there were no more diapers, necessitating a trip to the nearest all-night grocery/pharmacy/convenience store".

A friend of mine backed through his garage door a couple weeks ago under those exact circumstances. Driving while still half asleep seems to be pretty hazardous.

[margojata]

Nov 27, 2009 17:39:49 GMT -4 @may2 said:

Leaving his home at 2am, for where?

Trying to be first in line for a black Friday Xmas sale.

OK, best line of the day.

I just find it an odd coincidence that the Enquirer story is just coming out, and Tiger goes out of control. Via Dlisted ..

Remember Rachel Uchitel? She's the one that Star Magazine said was doing illegal fucky times with the very-married David Boreanaz? Well, it looks like Rachel's bull dozer vagina is now wreaking havoc on Tiger Wood's picture perfect home.

According to the National Enquirer (insert obligatory side-eye here), Tiger has been stepping out on his wife of six years and his two children. Sources say that Tiger is knocked balls into Rachel Uchitel's hole.

Rachel's friends say that she's met up with him in Australia, Los Angeles and Las Vegas. When they aren't screwing on the down low, they are humping each other through text messages. One friend added, “Rachel told me, ‘I’m having an affair with Tiger Woods. We’re in love!’ She even read me text messages Tiger sent her that said ‘I love you, babe. It’s always going to be just you and me. They were constantly sexting. Tiger asked what she was wearing, what did she want him to do to her, what did she want to do to him. I reminded Rachel that he was married, and she said ‘Big fucking deal! It’s Tiger Woods! I don’t care about his wife! We’re in love.’ Her nickname for Tiger is Bear.”

The Enquirer followed Rachel to a hotel in Australia where Tiger was staying. Apparently, they watched her take the elevator up to Tiger's VIP suite in the sky. When they asked Rachel about it, she lied at first, but then she said she was there "on business." Yeah, ho business.

Tiger's lawyer denied the affair, but did say that the two have met before at a club or something.

This Rachel trick is no joke! Does homegirl have Star Maps tattooed on her labia lips? Bitch is turning star fucking into a full-time job and she's determined to be Employee of the Year. Seriously, it looks like Sienna Miller has just been replaced as every wife's pubic (typo and it fits) enemy #1!

I sure hope his lawyer didn't really issue THAT denial. "He just met her in a club" is not the way to go!

[Deleted]

I just read about the cheating rumours as well. I find this very hard to believe. I watched the Presidents Cup this Fall and they seemed very close. Saying they met at a club, OMG the worst thing to release in a statement.

[GoldenFleece]

For years, there have been vague rumors about Tiger being unfaithful, but that he wasn't sloppy about it like some other star athletes. This Rachel woman doesn't sound like the model of discretion and it's suspicious that she was just bragging about another celebrity affair just last month, but Tiger isn't denying that he met her and the Hollywood dating pool can be awfully small at times... The circumstances of the car accident are suspicious and do fit the scenario of someone storming out after an argument and driving angrily, not paying attention to the road, but it also could be something else.