Guess Who, Don't Sue: Part Three

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Jan 14, 2010 4:23:33 GMT -4 hikertrash said:

If Charlie Murphy joins the SNL cast, I might actually start watching again.

I'd watch it for Charlie and for Debra, I used to love her on Mad TV.

[FotoStoreSheila]

Maybe this means we're finally going to get Michelle Obama sketches.

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Jan 14, 2010 15:05:55 GMT -4 FotoStoreSheila said:

Maybe this means we're finally going to get Michelle Obama sketches.

Good point. Although Debra is buff like the first lady she also has huge tattoos, so we'll only have sketches of her in long sleeves or she'll go through hours of body make-up.

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There were some sketches on MadTV where she wore makeup to cover her ink, so I think she'll do the same on SNL.

That Lorne Michaels went through the past 3 political years with only one black cast member speaks to his boneheadedness. He's usually considered some sort of comedy genius but I think he tends to succeed in spite of himself. Fred Whathisname has never got a hook on his Obama impression and never made it funny (The Rock Obama was actually much better). The country has a black POTUS, Attorney General, head of the RNC, First Lady, governors, and members of congress (not to mention a slew of black celebrities in the news) and SNL has made do with chubby Keenan and not-black Fred. Weak. It's great that they're bringing Charlie adn Debra on board but those two were hilarious in their 20s and 30s. Now that they're middle aged, Lorne's light bulb goes off? Sheeeesh.

[divasahm]

Jan 14, 2010 16:26:29 GMT -4 @dguzpy said:

There were some sketches on MadTV where she wore makeup to cover her ink, so I think she'll do the same on SNL.

That Lorne Michaels went through the past 3 political years with only one black cast member speaks to his boneheadedness. He's usually considered some sort of comedy genius but I think he tends to succeed in spite of himself. Fred Whathisname has never got a hook on his Obama impression and never made it funny (The Rock Obama was actually much better). The country has a black POTUS, Attorney General, head of the RNC, First Lady, governors, and members of congress (not to mention a slew of black celebrities in the news) and SNL has made do with chubby Keenan and not-black Fred. Weak. It's great that they're bringing Charlie adn Debra on board but those two were hilarious in their 20s and 30s. Now that they're middle aged, Lorne's light bulb goes off? Sheeeesh.

Don't forget dragging Maya Rudolph back, two years after she left the show, to play Michelle Obama. It's ridiculous.

[batmom]

I just can't figure out why that's a blind item, though. I guess that I like my blinds to be scandelous rather than "duh, finally."

[Witchie]

1) This female former A list singer who will permanently be a B because of her name, came home the other day to find her celebrity boyfriend in bed (technically on a sofa, but what they were doing is usually found in the bedroom) with another guy. She didn't care though because our singer had a girl for herself who she had brought home. (CDAN)

2) This cute actress has been marketed as the next big thing, thanks to her role on a somewhat popular series, but she’ll have a hard time living up to the hype. What will do her in is not her acting – it’s her secret drug problem. She’s addicted to cocaine (it keeps her thin) and it’s ruining her reputation – she’s late for appointments, moody on the set, and looks worn out. Ironically, she’s often been compared looks-wise to a slightly older beautiful actress with the same problem. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)


3) Which underage Hollywood actress’s perfect image is all show? She got so smashed at a recent L.A. party that she had to be carried out — after making out with a random guy and puking(Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

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Jan 16, 2010 2:22:14 GMT -4 Witchie said:

1) This female former A list singer who will permanently be a B because of her name, came home the other day to find her celebrity boyfriend in bed (technically on a sofa, but what they were doing is usually found in the bedroom) with another guy. She didn't care though because our singer had a girl for herself who she had brought home. (CDAN)

2) This cute actress has been marketed as the next big thing, thanks to her role on a somewhat popular series, but she’ll have a hard time living up to the hype. What will do her in is not her acting – it’s her secret drug problem. She’s addicted to cocaine (it keeps her thin) and it’s ruining her reputation – she’s late for appointments, moody on the set, and looks worn out. Ironically, she’s often been compared looks-wise to a slightly older beautiful actress with the same problem. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)


3) Which underage Hollywood actress’s perfect image is all show? She got so smashed at a recent L.A. party that she had to be carried out — after making out with a random guy and puking(Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

1) No idea.

2) Megan Fox.

3) Miley seems too obvious and I don't think she has a "perfect" image anymore. Dakota Fanning?

[soul]

This female former A list singer who will permanently be a B because of her name, came home the other day to find her celebrity boyfriend in bed (technically on a sofa, but what they were doing is usually found in the bedroom) with another guy. She didn't care though because our singer had a girl for herself who she had brought home. (CDAN)

I think it's Mel B, who is permanently a B, because of her name. Being a Spice Girl made her a former A list singer. The only glitch is that the BI state that she found her boyfriend, not husband, on a couch. The term boyfriend might have been used to throw off the big hint, but Mel B has been known to have lesbian relationships. Plus, her husband was walking around with the brightest shade of red lipstick, which made him look quite suspect.

[divasahm]

Jan 16, 2010 2:22:14 GMT -4 Witchie said:

3) Which underage Hollywood actress’s perfect image is all show? She got so smashed at a recent L.A. party that she had to be carried out — after making out with a random guy and puking(Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)

I'm guessing either Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato--they've been hyped up for a while now.