Guess Who, Don't Sue: Part Three

[Yossarian]

Start over here, guys!

[HotLips]

Crazy Days and Nights just did a big blind item reveal.

I was surprised that the fashion show one was about Amanda Bynes. I thought it was Rachel Bilson.

Kevin Dillon's inside is apparently as ugly as his outside.

Emily Blunt is a dumbass for cheating on John Krasinski.

Thanks for the new thread, Yoss.

[GoldenFleece]

After the Timmy incident, I take any blind item from CDaN with barrels of salt. Especially his insider knowledge about Jean Harlow murdering not one, but two husbands, one of whom was a secret to the world until the Entertainment Lawyer revealed the truth nearly 80 years after the fact. Yeah, no.

I'm not saying none of his BIs are based in fact, but some just seem embellished, or wrong. For example, he claims a dealer broke into Lindsay Lohan's house because she didn't pay on time. But it seems the Entertainment Lawyer forgot that the police actually did solve the Lohan burglary and the culprits were a bunch of entitled teenage brats who hit up many other star homes. I really doubt all of those stars weren't paying the same dealer, or the police some how missed out on this group being drug traffickers. It seems to me like CDaN first saw Lohan claiming someone stole from her and came up with a BI about the burglary was somehow related to LL's "erratic" behavior. Maybe he was just fed a false scoop by a trusted source. Maybe she really has been robbed by dealers before. But knowing how some other blind items from CDaN have(n't) panned out, I wouldn't be surprised if he just made the whole thing up.

OTOH, 2009 did reveal that stars are weirder than most people would guess, so you shouldn't be too quick to rule out any sort of behavior from a celebrity.

[Witchie]

This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie.Buzzfoto

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It’s Spy Versus Spy in This Relationship. Their relationship is pretty on the outside, but totally ugly on the inside. This Hollywood couple doesn’t trust each other as far as they can throw each other (which isn’t far). He suspected her of having an affair, so he put a GPS tracking device on her car.

The irony is that she isn’t the one cheating in this relationship. It’s him. How does she know? She hired a private detective to follow him. Now there are reports and timelines and photos and everything else that give her proof positive that he has a bevy of beauties on the side. Why hasn’t she confronted him with the proof yet? She’s actually just biding her time, letting the evidence pile up so that when it comes time to separate, she will walk away with the child/ren, the house, the money, and everything else. (Blind Gossip

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#1: Popular answer would be Brad & Angelina, but I doubt it. Not sure if sidewalk vendor shopping or eating in a restaurant qualify as normal holiday fun.

#2: Hate to say it, but Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck. She's lost so much weight. I hope it's due to the kiddies, but I'm doubting it. If this is true, Ben's a fucking idiot.

[Brookie]

#1 could be CZJ and Michael Douglas. They are rarely photographed together anymore. Of course #2 could be them too!

[batmom]

I thought Posh and Becks for the first one.

[Mlle]

Jan 4, 2010 20:06:42 GMT -4 batmom said:

I thought Posh and Becks for the first one.

ditto ditto DITTO!

[susyhomewrecker]

I thought of Posh and Becks too, batmom. Including Tom and Katie as the "not" hints to me that it's them. Of course that blind wouldn't be T&K, we all know HE is the one who's obsessed with appearances...

[divasahm]

What about JLo and the Cryptkeeper for #1? Didn't they take his kids somewhere recently where they were photographed?

[xenna]

Jan 4, 2010 19:15:34 GMT -4 Witchie said:

This popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie.Buzzfoto

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It’s Spy Versus Spy in This Relationship. Their relationship is pretty on the outside, but totally ugly on the inside. This Hollywood couple doesn’t trust each other as far as they can throw each other (which isn’t far). He suspected her of having an affair, so he put a GPS tracking device on her car.

The irony is that she isn’t the one cheating in this relationship. It’s him. How does she know? She hired a private detective to follow him. Now there are reports and timelines and photos and everything else that give her proof positive that he has a bevy of beauties on the side. Why hasn’t she confronted him with the proof yet? She’s actually just biding her time, letting the evidence pile up so that when it comes time to separate, she will walk away with the child/ren, the house, the money, and everything else. (Blind Gossip

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1: I'm gonna go in a different direction and say Heidi Klum and Seal. I don't believe their love story, I think he's another one like Brad Pitt that was desperate for kids, and pregnant Heidi came into his life at just the right time. They have been photographed all over Aspen with the kids this holiday season.

2: I agree with the Jennifer Garner/Ben Affleck guess. When he was filming "The Town," the tabs speculated he was sexing it up with Blake Lively and she was the reason Jen came running to Boston. I think it's much more likely he was banging Rebecca Hall, who looks similar to Jen, but is a decade younger, 90% more talented, and not busy being a mom.