Guess Who, Don't Sue: Part Three

[incognito]

Couldn't #2 be Brad and Angelina? I thought the wording of "spy vs. spy" was interesting, and it immediately brought to mind Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Don't know if there have been any cheating rumors surrounding Brad though...well, aside from the myriad "Brad goes running back to Jen!!!" stories.

[GoldenFleece]

Some commenters at Blind Gossip seem to think the spy vs. spy item is a reference to this article about Victoria Beckham. Hollywood couple doesn't exactly come to mind when I think of Posh and Becks, but they do live in LA for part of the year and have made friends with movie stars and sometimes gossip writers reach a bit in their definitions when writing blind items. It's hard to imagine that David would really care that Victoria is cheating, or Victoria would be surprised that David is stepping out again. But I do get the sense it's a pairing where the man earns much more money than the woman and that's why she needs to compile evidence to increase a divorce settlement.

[JeanBean]

his popular celeb couple has an image problem. It being that the female REALLY cares about how she and her partner are perceived and the male couldn’t care less. The female is so obsessed about the PR side of their relationship, about looking to be secure and in love, that it is driving the male to resent her. He is starting to want out, because the harder she pulls the further he pushes away. We hear although she is super famous and beautiful, she is incredibly insecure. Her whole focus of the relationship has long ago moved away from passion and more about appearance. Over the holidays, the male tried to do some normal activities that a family would do and the female was determined to turn it into a PR event. The two ended up in a very heated argument, and the male left and spent the night with another woman. This happens more and more frequently. The female claims she doesn’t care, as long as the male shows up when she needs him to. We fear the relationship is doomed, which will break a lot of hearts- and not just those of their fans. Not Tom and Katie.Buzzfoto

I'm thinking Kidman and the country singer. Although he does seem really into his hair looking just right.

It’s Spy Versus Spy in This Relationship. Their relationship is pretty on the outside, but totally ugly on the inside. This Hollywood couple doesn’t trust each other as far as they can throw each other (which isn’t far). He suspected her of having an affair, so he put a GPS tracking device on her car.

The irony is that she isn’t the one cheating in this relationship. It’s him. How does she know? She hired a private detective to follow him. Now there are reports and timelines and photos and everything else that give her proof positive that he has a bevy of beauties on the side. Why hasn’t she confronted him with the proof yet? She’s actually just biding her time, letting the evidence pile up so that when it comes time to separate, she will walk away with the child/ren, the house, the money, and everything else. (Blind Gossip)

Sadly, this probably describes 50% of the marriages in Hollywoodland.

[BinkyBetsy]

Okay, one blind was revealed to be Aaron Carter. The one about a pop singer who invited some random hookup to come see him while he was on tour, after calling her numerous times, acting like he was serious, but still making her pay for her plane tickets and hotel room. The girl's mom supposedly went with her, and he never called or showed.

Now, I admit Aaron Carter is capable of doing that, but I thought the same thing when I read the original blind and the reveal: maybe that's not what really happened. That could be the story of an obsessed fan/stalker who invented 90% of his supposed pursuit of her, or even 100%. Perhaps he never called her after the one time they hooked up, or perhaps she never met him at all, and in either case, perhaps he never asked her to meet him anywhere. A fan would know his tour schedule, so she might have chosen to go and ambush him. Mom went along with it because the daughter had faked phone calls...I'm just saying, it's equally possible either that it did happen the way it's told in the blind, or that a delusional fan made the whole thing up.

[satellite]

I thought SJP and Matthew Broderick for #1. I remember there being quite a few divorce rumors and people questioning his "standoffish" behavior, then they suddenly had the twins by surrogate. She'll be promoting the new SATC movie soon.

[Witchie]

Jan 5, 2010 11:28:42 GMT -4 satellite said:

I thought SJP and Matthew Broderick for #1. I remember there being quite a few divorce rumors and people questioning his "standoffish" behavior, then they suddenly had the twins by surrogate. She'll be promoting the new SATC movie soon.

Ooh, that's a good one.

[discoprincess]

Jan 5, 2010 11:40:45 GMT -4 Witchie said:

Jan 5, 2010 11:28:42 GMT -4 satellite said:

I thought SJP and Matthew Broderick for #1. I remember there being quite a few divorce rumors and people questioning his "standoffish" behavior, then they suddenly had the twins by surrogate. She'll be promoting the new SATC movie soon.

Ooh, that's a good one.

Except I dunno if SJP would be described as "superbeautiful" although she is attractive in a quirky way.

[Witchie]

#1: This actor may be the last straight man left in Hollywood, but he does have one unusual request that makes us question his past. This one requires one man (him), two partners (in this case both women), and a room temperature traditionally-shaped bottle of Coca-Cola. When he is about to climax into one woman, the other one shakes up the bottle of Coke and shoves it up his bum. The objective is to have two explosions at once. Given his screen history, we’re guessing that this actor rather likes big explosions. And, given his bedroom history, we’re guessing that neither of these women is his wife. (Blind Gossip)

#2: This B list male reality star who is sort of related to another group of reality stars has always been known for being a bit of a player. OK, a lot of player. BUT, his playing has always been of the heterosexual variety. Well, on a recent promotional, make me some money trip out of the country he decided to take the plunge and enjoyed himself not only with many women but also at least one guy. (CDAN)

#3: What C list actress on a middling network comedy in a great time slot has a big problem with drugs. It isn't that she has overdosed or anything like that, but she is deeply in debt to her drug dealer who has been collecting payments lately by showing up on the set of her show and having alone time with our actress. Everyone on the set thinks the guy is her boyfriend so don't understand why she is so freaked out whenever he shows up. (CDAN)

[discoprincess]

My guess for #1 is Bruce Willis.

My guess for #2 is Brody Jenner(stepbrother to the Kardashian clan). He just broke up with his girlfriend.

Too bad Lindsay Lohan isn't on the CW, otherwise I'd guess her for #3.

[dwanollah]

Annalynne McCord from the new 90210 for #3...? Her drug use is pretty well-known.