Guess Who, Don't Sue: Part Three

[Freelance Exorcist]

I second the Bruce Willis guess for #1. And ew.

#2-no clue
#3-I'd say please let this be Jenna Elfman but she's married for one, and the way the BI is worded, you can't tell if it's the network that's middling or the show.

[Bonster]

Would Patricia Heaton fit for #3? I'm thinking middling could be a clue since her new show is called The Middle.

[batmom]

Jan 6, 2010 11:34:50 GMT -4 Bonster said:

Would Patricia Heaton fit for #3? I'm thinking middling could be a clue since her new show is called The Middle.

But would 'alone time' with Patricia Heaton really count as payment?

[HotLips]

Jan 6, 2010 8:01:46 GMT -4 @dwanollah said:

Annalynne McCord from the new 90210 for #3...? Her drug use is pretty well-known.

I second this guess. She's skinny as a rail, strung out looking, and she's always yammering on about her "fast metabolism" (aka nose candy).

batmom - Ha!

[LurkerNan]

Jan 6, 2010 10:58:20 GMT -4 Freelance Exorcist said:

I second the Bruce Willis guess for #1. And ew.

#2-no clue
#3-I'd say please let this be Jenna Elfman but she's married for one, and the way the BI is worded, you can't tell if it's the network that's middling or the show.

I was thinking Elfman for three too, just from the "great timeslot " thing... plus I just hate her.

Number 1... Howsabout Nic Cage?

[HotLips]

Jenna Elfman is pregnant right now. I think that would have been mentioned in the BI.

[JeanBean]

This BI and user comment from Defamer seems to confirm what we've all long suspected:

"Party crashers aren't the only ones creating stress at the White House. A certain celebrity was scheduled to attend a function at the White House, but ran into a snafu when a standard security check was performed on her. It turns out that the age on her driver's license didn't match up to the background check. She gave them a big song and a dance about how the mix up occurred, but eventually had to admit her real age in order to gain admission for future events. We don't know which made her actor husband more upset: the fact that she was singled out for a mild interrogation, or that fact that his wife has lied to him all along about her age. While she is unquestionably beautiful, she is quite a few years older than he thought she was." [BlindGossip]

From the comments section:

No 3 is def Catherine Z-J. i've known this one since the Clinton years. had a friend in the WH then, who told me her background check for a WH new year's party showed that she's a full 10 years older than her "public" age. which means she's almost 50. so not quite such a may-dec relationship with mr. douglas then.

[Lisa Miller]

Jan 6, 2010 16:30:02 GMT -4 JeanBean said:

This BI and user comment from Defamer seems to confirm what we've all long suspected:

"Party crashers aren't the only ones creating stress at the White House. A certain celebrity was scheduled to attend a function at the White House, but ran into a snafu when a standard security check was performed on her. It turns out that the age on her driver's license didn't match up to the background check. She gave them a big song and a dance about how the mix up occurred, but eventually had to admit her real age in order to gain admission for future events. We don't know which made her actor husband more upset: the fact that she was singled out for a mild interrogation, or that fact that his wife has lied to him all along about her age. While she is unquestionably beautiful, she is quite a few years older than he thought she was." [BlindGossip]

From the comments section:

No 3 is def Catherine Z-J. i've known this one since the Clinton years. had a friend in the WH then, who told me her background check for a WH new year's party showed that she's a full 10 years older than her "public" age. which means she's almost 50. so not quite such a may-dec relationship with mr. douglas then.

Which would explain why she went and fucked up her face with plastic surgery.

[GoldenFleece]

Jan 6, 2010 16:30:02 GMT -4 JeanBean said:

This BI and user comment from Defamer seems to confirm what we've all long suspected:

"Party crashers aren't the only ones creating stress at the White House. A certain celebrity was scheduled to attend a function at the White House, but ran into a snafu when a standard security check was performed on her. It turns out that the age on her driver's license didn't match up to the background check. She gave them a big song and a dance about how the mix up occurred, but eventually had to admit her real age in order to gain admission for future events. We don't know which made her actor husband more upset: the fact that she was singled out for a mild interrogation, or that fact that his wife has lied to him all along about her age. While she is unquestionably beautiful, she is quite a few years older than he thought she was." [BlindGossip]

From the comments section:

No 3 is def Catherine Z-J. i've known this one since the Clinton years. had a friend in the WH then, who told me her background check for a WH new year's party showed that she's a full 10 years older than her "public" age. which means she's almost 50. so not quite such a may-dec relationship with mr. douglas then.

That's an old blind item, I remember everyone guessing CZJ then. Mentioning the White House party crashers is trying to make it sound like it recently happened, which gets people guessing Fergie, who was on TV when she was growing up, so it can't be her. Recycled blind items are so annoying, though I guess it's gossip, so it doesn't have to live up to journalistic standards. But anyway, the thing that throws me off about the rumors that CZJ shaved a decade from her age is that her parents are supposed to be younger than MD by a couple of years, and her siblings are close to her reported age, and she would fit right in the middle of that. So are they all lying about their ages, too? I wouldn't doubt Catherine shaved off 3-4 years, but if she didn't and was just a person who had an "old" look to her, I would find that plausible as well.

[FotoStoreSheila]

I've heard this blind item before and I still don't buy that CZJ shaved 10 years off her age. I saw a picture of her with her parents, taken in the 1980s. Her parents also look super young.