Worst. Movie. Ever.

[marywebgirl]

I'm pretty sure it's been mentioned before on here, but I just saw Little Black Book on a plane and it was profoundly bad. The story was bad (and made no sense), the dialogue was bad, the acting was bad, the characters were bad, the clothes were bad and Brittany Murphy looked like a crackwhore in it.

[brinksteria]

Wicker Park is the worst movie of its kind since Sliver. Of course, the premise sucks. Moron girlfriend decides to inform moron boyfriend that she has to temporarily leave town by writing him a letter. Instead of mailing it -- or ya know, phoning him directly or emailing or going straight to his house, she entrusts that letter to her pretty, crazy friend. Of course, boyfriend never gets letter. Stupid misunderstandings ensue.

Pretty, crazy friend is infatuated with moron boyfriend (Josh "I Squint A Lot" Harnett.) She fakes an identity, invades personal space ... the usual "psycho" movie display. Then, everyone in the movie has an epiphany that this movie sucks and the plot is going nowhere, so they better wrap things quick. No time or budget for boiled bunnies. Cue the telephone! Pretty, crazy friend gets all remorseful ... telephones the wronged parties ... confesses her deceit and apologizes for the trouble. End torture of bad pay-per-view movie at friend's house. pffffft.

The movie's greatest humiliation goes to Matthew Lilliard, who seems unaware that he's got a supporting role in a crap movie. He's all hyper & eager-to-please, giving the performance more energy than it's worth. His role is to own the ugliest shoe store in Chicago and play kiss-up to the moron boyfriend.

[fflover]

SpinsterLiz said:

"Teaching Mrs. Tingle." Good Lord almighty. This was the stupidest movie I've ever seen. I'm surprised no one has brought it up yet, but that's probably because most people were smart enough not to see it. The whole plot revolved around a teacher who was such a uber bitch she couldn't possibly be real, and a trio of WB teenagers in preppy clothes, as if I don't see enough of those annoying people already just by turning on my t.v. And then a bunch of filler. GAAH.

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Oh, I hated that movie. It sucks that you pity the teacher and hate the kids. But seriously, those kids terrorize her, have sex in her house, and change their grades while she was tied up in her bedroom, and yet, instead of them facing criminal charges, they go to their dream schools and live happily every after. HATE.

[chuppie]

AI is quite possibly the worst movie ever made. I felt like crap after I watched the movie, it had no point and was depressing.
One Hour Photo sucked. It could have possibly been an interesting movie but it was just wrong, so very wrong....
I don't understand the hype about Lost In Translation. I love Bill Murray, but nothing could have saved this snoozefest.

[kateln]

Georgianna said:

I have to disagree on this one. The movie isn't about football. It's a true story (Hollywood style) about integration in lily-white Alexandria, VA, which is a stone's throw from our nation's capital. I actually found the plot pretty inspiring--two coaches, one black, standing up against racism in a town where a major thoroughfare is still named Jefferson Davis Highway.

Having seen the movie, and knowing the highschool it takes place at (it was in the same neighborhood as the Catholic highschool I attended) I can say while the true story is amazing, and inspiring--the movie really wasn't...

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The Time Machine, that movie sucked so bad that I walked out thirty minutes into it and I loved Guy Pearce. Please do not waste your time or money on this movie.

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I can say while the true story is amazing, and inspiring--the movie really wasn't...

Fair enough, but The Worst Movie Ever? Maybe a very mediocre movie, especially with the coach's annoying as hell kid...

[sjankis630]

Ecks vs. Sever -- This needs no preamble. I don't know why this movie was even considered, much less made.

My God !!!!! I had totally purged this movie from my memory! Now it is another session with the shrink to rid myself of this tripe.

[indygirl]

I was going to list Dude, Where's My Car? as the MVE, but then I remembered Malibu's Most Wanted.

[outlier]

brinksteria said:

Wicker Park is the worst movie of its kind since Sliver. Of course, the premise sucks. Moron girlfriend decides to inform moron boyfriend that she has to temporarily leave town by writing him a letter. Instead of mailing it -- or ya know, phoning him directly or emailing or going straight to his house, she entrusts that letter to her pretty, crazy friend. Of course, boyfriend never gets letter. Stupid misunderstandings ensue.

Tragically the original French film l'Appartment is ones of my favourites. It definitely doesn't end as you described. Looks like they told the story in a different order too.