Worst. Movie. Ever.

[LurkerNan]

I watched Your Highness yesterday, and I really wish I could have my two hours back. Why on earth would Natalie Portman and James Franco (both Oscar-bait) make such an awful piece of crap... does Danny McBride have some horrible dirt on them?

[Sunnyhorse]

OMG, Bstewart! I watched the trailer, and we are so there -- I just requested the DVD on Netflix. (It fulfills all our requirements for a shitty-movie night, plus I'll get to look at William Fichtner for two hours. Winning!)

ETA: I must say, though, that sex scene sounds stolen straight from Shoot 'Em Up, a far superior film, I'm guessing.

[Deleted]

Your observation and your guess are 100% correct. :-)

ETA: I watched Helldriver -- from the makers of Tokyo Gore Police -- last night and can't even begin to describe how insane it is. Hint: the Japanese Prime Minister, with two go-go girls in tow, personally recruits a team of assassins to kill the zombie queen, who has an intergalactic starfish attached to the back of her head. Yes.

[LurkerNan]

Feb 20, 2012 14:30:41 GMT -4 @bstewart said:

Your observation and your guess are 100% correct. :-)

ETA: I watched Helldriver -- from the makers of Tokyo Gore Police -- last night and can't even begin to describe how insane it is. Hint: the Japanese Prime Minister, with two go-go girls in tow, personally recruits a team of assassins to kill the zombie queen, who has an intergalactic starfish attached to the back of her head. Yes.

Dude, that sounds like a whole lot of cheesy goodness to me, just from the description.

[Shalamar]

sounds stolen straight from Shoot 'Em Up.

I was going to say! One of my favorite so-bad-it's-good movies of all time. "Is he that good? ... or are we THAT BAD?"

[MrsCatHead]

The Happening.

By the way, remember that hilarious article/review about that movie? I can't find it anywhere!

[Deleted]

The Happening MST3K'd

The part where Marky Mark explains the whole, stupid plot in a high- pitched voice for no apparent reason.

[hushhush]

I had insomnia last night and "watched" The Illustrated Man on ?TCM or some movie channel. I think this is pretty much a public service ad for not doing LSD (and picking up a camera after you do!).

Mind you, I was snoozing a bit toward the end; however, the movie is so fractured that I don't think it really affected my viewing experience that much. The film made little to no sense when I was wide awake. Horrible dialogue. Rod Steiger covered in tattoos. A pomeranian in a bag. Kids and lions. Weird gauzy sex scene behind pink sheer curtains...

This film should be one of the definitions for WTF!? if Webster's ever adds that to the dictionary!

[Neurochick]

All the usual Cage batshittery, plus Bill Fichtner trying to out-Cage Cage, plus an epic gun battle which takes place while the barmaid Cage is boning is climaxing and he doesn't put down the bottle of Jack he has in one hand and his thrusting isn't interrrupted despite a dozen thugs using every possible weapon against him. Perhaps the best part, though, is that the movie opens with a car escaping from Hell -- Hell is a city-prison and the way out is over a bridge. I mean, duh -- and in the very next scene, Cage drives up in THAT CAR, and then the movie pretends we don't know that Cage has escaped from Hell.

OMG, I must see this movie. It sounds SOOO bad, I'm laughing at my desk right now reading it. A guy having sex while still holding on to his bottle of Jack. Sounds like a movie where Hell is like NYC or something like that.

I also tried watching Human Centipede II: Full Sequence and couldn't make it through without my lunch coming up. Literally. I have a strong stomach but, man, not so for that stuff.

Aren't they making "Human Centipede III?"

[Shalamar]

Oh GOD no. I thought the second one did so badly at the box office that there was no chance of a third.