Worst. Movie. Ever.

[Carolina]

Swordfish. My expectations were very, very, low, but wow, I had no clue anything could be *that* awful. Not even the gorgeousness of Hugh Jackman could make it better. If felt like it just went on and on and on and on. Then I looked at the case and its run time was only like 90 minutes or something. Awful.

[Smilla]

Swordfish. My expectations were very, very, low, but wow, I had no clue anything could be *that* awful.

I was going to post this a couple of days ago, and then thought better of it, because I only watched one third of this before changing the channel. Good to know my instict wasn't far off.

My new contribution to this thread: Cruel Intentions 2. I didn't think anything could be worse than the first film, but at least the first one tried not to be a piece of shit, you know?

[pepper67]

I don't know if this is one of the worst movies ever, but it's one of the few I could not watch to the end.

Biodome. It was irritating and not funny at all.

[Deleted]

Dreamcatcher was horrible. But the thought that someone was paid good money to make a movie where Morgan Freeman co-stars with a mentally challenged alien, played by Donnie Wahlberg...unforgivable.

[agnesnitt]

ranma said:

Matrix Reloaded.

WTF was that all about?

It made me laugh, but I don't think it was supposed to.
I also nominate Star Wars Ep. II- Attack of the Clones for featuring not one, but *two* actors in lead billing, being paid millions and yet putting in performances of a level sub-sixth form play.

[electricmayhem]

I have an undying hate for Cast Away. Too much scenery chewing and volleyball obsession.

[tinyshoes]

Broken Lizard's Club Dread. Since I loved Super Troopers so much, I so looked forward to seeing Club Dread. Talk about a total let-down. I have to go cry now. . .

[sueli769]

I had to shut off Blair Witch Project because the people couldn't die fast or violently enough, they were so annoying.

[honey]

The remake of The Truth about Charlie with Wahlberg.

Oh Lord. The scene where he and Tim Robbins are wearing berets in a standoff is just hilarious.

[messageunit]

Neurochick, I found a movie that makes Reign of Fire look like freakin' Casablanca. We were at Blockbuster trying to think of that dragon movie that had recently come out. We wound up renting Dragon Storm, saying "Yeah, that's probably it."

Yeah, it wasn't. The crappiest movie I have ever seen twenty minutes of. Laughable production values - it looks like it was shot by the kid sisters of The Blair Witch Project folks - the kid sisters that rode the short bus to school. Jonathan Rhys-Davies, running around in a twenty dollar Halloween king costume and weeping for the last shreds of his dignity. We took it back that evening and had them give us the Reign of Fire movie instead.